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mack the knife
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 Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:51 am Post subject: Nope, those pants don't work |
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Some sort of virus causes fat people in Canada and the U.S. to think they look acceptable wearing shorts that bunch right up into the sweat-stained groinal region. AIDS is just bullsh*t invented by the government, but this is for real.
Apparently, Korean women have been traveling to North America long enough to have caught this virus and brought it back, albeit in a mutated form. It causes the same basic symptoms, but over here it reveals itself in the guise of incredibly tight pants and jeans on women with (a) no asses or (b) weird asses.
Ladies, do the world a favor and tell your friends to visit a doctor if you see them wearing this kind of garb. Frankly, it's a life or death situation. For men. |
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esetters21
Joined: 30 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:14 am Post subject: Re: Nope, those pants don't work |
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| mack the knife wrote: |
It causes the same basic symptoms, but over here it reveals itself in the guise of incredibly tight pants and jeans on women with (a) no asses or (b) weird asses.
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Some people actually are taking a prescription called noassitol. It causes this strange phenomenon. Most Western girls here have obviously never heard of this drug. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:46 am Post subject: |
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| Could this be...the Mom Jeans Virus? There's no cure for MJV. |
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Mr. BlackCat
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:07 am Post subject: |
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| Could this be...the Mom Jeans Virus? There's no cure for MJV. |
By MJV do you mean "Michael Jackson Video"? Because whenever I'm feeling down there's nothing like a little Billie Jean or Black or White that makes me smile. |
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Ginormousaurus
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:18 am Post subject: |
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| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
| Could this be...the Mom Jeans Virus? There's no cure for MJV. |
And here's the video
"So this Mother's Day, don't give Mom that bottle of perfume. Give her something that says, "I'm not a woman anymore. I'm a mom!"" |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:40 am Post subject: |
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| While "Mom" jeans are certainly an off-putting aberration, they're a relatively harmless strain of the virus that has largely been wiped out as a direct result of the government infomercial from the preceding post. |
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Kimchi Cowboy
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
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Dude. Pics, please.
Actually, I've also been noticing a disturbing trend among the ladies towards wearing loose, baggy sweatpants that seem rather tight and... dare I say.... bulgy... in the groinal area...
It's really uncomfortable to look at, but it's equally hard to look away... |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:15 am Post subject: |
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| seem rather tight and... dare I say.... bulgy... in the groinal area |
East Asian women do sport rather large packages, although that is undoubtedly a genetic mutation, rather than a viral one. |
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Yesterday
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Land of the Morning DongChim (Kancho)
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| Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:15 pm Post subject: Re: Nope, those pants don't work |
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| mack the knife wrote: |
Some sort of virus causes fat people in Canada and the U.S. to think they look acceptable wearing shorts that bunch right up into the sweat-stained groinal region. AIDS is just bullsh*t invented by the government, but this is for real.
Apparently, Korean women have been traveling to North America long enough to have caught this virus and brought it back, albeit in a mutated form. It causes the same basic symptoms, but over here it reveals itself in the guise of incredibly tight pants and jeans on women with (a) no asses or (b) weird asses.
Ladies, do the world a favor and tell your friends to visit a doctor if you see them wearing this kind of garb. Frankly, it's a life or death situation. For men. |
another worse strain of the virus - causes the "infected females" to also dress their young sons in the tightest-fitting jeans they can get onto their sons...
makes me sad when I see their sons walking so funny in these skin-tight jeans and I think to myself - WOW that must hurt...
the virus is certainly expected to rapidly-develop with the onset of winter coming... |
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mack the knife
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| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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| another worse strain of the virus - causes the "infected females" to also dress their young sons in the tightest-fitting jeans they can get onto their sons... |
Yet people here seem clueless as to why the birthrate's so low. |
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