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oldfatfarang
Joined: 19 May 2005 Location: On the road to somewhere.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:33 am Post subject: |
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Ever bolt out of the class on your co-teacher and students because of that deep down painful "I'm gonna shiit my drawers any second!" feeling???Then you rush to do your business because you want them to think you only went to take a leak... But, because it was so nasty, because there is no soap in the damn restroom, and because you rushed back as quickly as possible, you kinda worry that the stench may be lingering on you... As you may well know, kids have no problem blurting out, "Ahhh! What's that smell??? Smells like ddong!!!!"... Then all eyes on you...
Limit your jalapeno peppers intake...  |
You need some of these.
http://www.playtexproductsinc.com/wetones/index.asp
I keep a pak with me at all times. |
Can I buy Wet Ones in K? I've seen them in Thailand - but never here. Any help appreciated. |
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cbclark4

Joined: 20 Aug 2006 Location: Masan
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:52 am Post subject: |
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Right underthe toothpaste at family mart.
Or home plus near the diapers. |
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vox

Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Location: Jeollabukdo
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:28 am Post subject: Re: I just ripped one |
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| Damn, its so embarrassing. I was sitting alone at the computer with on one else here and f@rted. Then a whole bunch of people walked in. There is no way they could have not smelled it. Yet, they just smiled and politely said, "anyanghaseo" |
There has got to be some kind of law about that. If not I'd like to coin the name of that law. I'd call it Vox's Law - the law that states that the moment when you need the most privacy is exactly the moment when you will suddenly be descended upon by all kinds of people who want to get up close and personal with you.
If you're ever lonely or in need of friends, forget social clubs, internet meeting sites, Jehovah's Witnesses invites or prisoner exchange programs - I'm telling you, the key is just to fart. Suddenly people will start crawling out of the woodwork - old friends, that cute girl you were thining of dating, your parish minister, your students' moms. Go ahead and try it. It's the damndest thing. |
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Sincinnatislink

Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Location: Top secret.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:45 am Post subject: |
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| DRAMA OVERKILL wrote: |
Ever bolt out of the class on your co-teacher and students because of that deep down painful "I'm gonna shiit my drawers any second!" feeling???Then you rush to do your business because you want them to think you only went to take a leak... But, because it was so nasty, because there is no soap in the damn restroom, and because you rushed back as quickly as possible, you kinda worry that the stench may be lingering on you... As you may well know, kids have no problem blurting out, "Ahhh! What's that smell??? Smells like ddong!!!!"... Then all eyes on you...
Limit your jalapeno peppers intake...  |
Really? Ha Ming Donkats do this to me.
12ish hours later. Like clockwork. |
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pest2

Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Location: Vancouver, Canada
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:37 am Post subject: Re: I just ripped one |
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| vox wrote: |
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| Damn, its so embarrassing. I was sitting alone at the computer with on one else here and f@rted. Then a whole bunch of people walked in. There is no way they could have not smelled it. Yet, they just smiled and politely said, "anyanghaseo" |
There has got to be some kind of law about that. If not I'd like to coin the name of that law. I'd call it Vox's Law - the law that states that the moment when you need the most privacy is exactly the moment when you will suddenly be descended upon by all kinds of people who want to get up close and personal with you.
If you're ever lonely or in need of friends, forget social clubs, internet meeting sites, Jehovah's Witnesses invites or prisoner exchange programs - I'm telling you, the key is just to fart. Suddenly people will start crawling out of the woodwork - old friends, that cute girl you were thining of dating, your parish minister, your students' moms. Go ahead and try it. It's the damndest thing. |
people who cant make friends in Korea just need to eat more fiber. |
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