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merkurix
Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Location: Not far from the deep end.
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 Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:17 am Post subject: The fat-jiggling machines in Korean gyms DO work |
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after all (well, according to one researcher at least). Who would have thought? 
Researcher: Vibrations help slim abdomen
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PORTLAND, Maine - A Maine researcher says standing on a vibrating platform for 15 minutes a day could help people achieve washboard abs.
Clifford Rosen from The Jackson Laboratory and Maine Medical Center Research Institute says his study put mice on a vibrating platform for 15 minutes a day for 15 weeks.
He says the mice developed 27 percent fewer abdominal fat cells and saw other benefits, including reduced triglycerides in the liver.
The mice didn't lose weight but Rosen says it appears that the vibrations changed fat distribution in a beneficial way. The study by Rosen and his research partners was published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
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Information from: Portland Press Herald, http://www.pressherald.com |
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mercury
Joined: 05 Dec 2004
Location: Pusan
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:26 am Post subject: |
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| put mice on a vibrating platform for 15 minutes a day for 15 weeks. |
That would have been fun to watch. I wonder if he gave them little t.vs to watch while they were on it. |
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jessie-b
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:41 am Post subject: |
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| the fat jiggling machines are the highlight of my gym visits. |
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newton kabiddles
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:58 am Post subject: |
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| did any of the mice have a drinking problem? |
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Vancouver
Joined: 12 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:09 am Post subject: |
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| no freakin' way. I just might have to get one |
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merkurix
Joined: 21 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:26 am Post subject: |
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| So you are now going to give the regular sun-visored ajummas a nod of tacit approval as you see them whittling the fat away from their bellies on these contraptions. |
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Hollywoodaction
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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| jessie-b wrote: |
| the fat jiggling machines are the highlight of my gym visits. |
I hope you mean using the machines, not watching the users. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Well now I have something to send to NESS, yay. |
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BigBuds
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Location: Changwon
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:18 pm Post subject: Re: The fat-jiggling machines in Korean gyms DO work |
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| merkurix wrote: |
after all (well, according to one researcher at least). Who would have thought?
Researcher: Vibrations help slim abdomen
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PORTLAND, Maine - A Maine researcher says standing on a vibrating platform for 15 minutes a day could help people achieve washboard abs.
Clifford Rosen from The Jackson Laboratory and Maine Medical Center Research Institute says his study put mice on a vibrating platform for 15 minutes a day for 15 weeks.
He says the mice developed 27 percent fewer abdominal fat cells and saw other benefits, including reduced triglycerides in the liver.
The mice didn't lose weight but Rosen says it appears that the vibrations changed fat distribution in a beneficial way. The study by Rosen and his research partners was published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
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So where'd the fat go? Their asses or their thighs? |
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Young FRANKenstein
Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:43 pm Post subject: Re: The fat-jiggling machines in Korean gyms DO work |
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| BigBuds wrote: |
| So where'd the fat go? Their asses or their thighs? |
I was wondering the same. What's the use of washboard abs when you're now pear-shaped. |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject: Re: The fat-jiggling machines in Korean gyms DO work |
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| BigBuds wrote: |
| So where'd the fat go? Their asses or their thighs? |
Given the general lack of curves on Korean women, I'd say either option is welcome. |
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Scotticus
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:02 pm Post subject: Re: The fat-jiggling machines in Korean gyms DO work |
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| merkurix wrote: |
| (well, according to one researcher at least). Who would have thought? |
"According to one researcher" should be the operative part of your post. Folks, research can say ANYTHING if you cook the numbers enough. I'm still amazed that one study comes out and all of a sudden everyone's touting it as true. Hell, even the research doesn't say it actually helps you... only moves the fat around. Wow! Now I'm just as fat, but in different ways! |
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deadman
Joined: 27 May 2006
Location: Suwon
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject: Re: The fat-jiggling machines in Korean gyms DO work |
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| Young FRANKenstein wrote: |
| BigBuds wrote: |
| So where'd the fat go? Their asses or their thighs? |
I was wondering the same. What's the use of washboard abs when you're now pear-shaped. |
Broken down, removed, excreted.
Massage has the same effect, apparently. It's measured by testing the blood for some particular thing, not sure what. |
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pest2
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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nothing is sexier than a mouse with hard abs.
Soon, they'll develop the machine for women in a way such that using it will redistribute fat to breastusses. |
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Mix1
Joined: 08 May 2007
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| Depending on the shorts you're wearing, the machines work very well to give you an erection. I learned this the hard way. Maybe I had the strap in the wrong place. On the bright side, the erection made my gut look slimmer. |
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