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Optimus Prime
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
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 Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: Hilarious craigslist ad |
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b]Real Teacher=Not a recruiter or canadian drug addict[/b]
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-11-07, 1:35AM KT
As we all know, a lot of canadianss in Korea use the marijuana. I am American and I do not use the marijuana. If you desire a non-drug addict to teach English to children in INcheon, please continue to read.............
I have two years experience teaching ESL; one year in Korea. I've also taught
writing in my university in the United States. My degree is in English and I
am American. I have a neutral accent. I am THE popular teacher at my current
hagwon. And, I ALWAYS show up to work on time.
I am looking for a GREAT hagwon in Incheon. If you have an organized academy,
friendly staff, and are committed to having your children actually be taught
and learn English, please contact me.
If your academy is good enough, please send an e-mail with your school's name,
location and a picture of the hagwon owner. Salary is negotiable. Housing can
be optional if there is a 400,000 W/ per month untaxed housig allowance.
Insurance and pension are a must. Tax should be the national average., i.e., @
3%. Pay must be made exactly one month after the start day.
I prefer to work for mature Korean women who are comitted to teaching.
Absolutely no greedy, shady Korean hagwon owning men should apply.
If you want a popular, educated, well-mannered American teacher at your
academy, send me an e-mail.
Again, you MUST include a picture of the director/owner.
Thank you and good luck.
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curlygirl
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Location: Pundang, Seohyeon dong
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| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Please don't let this moron teach any kids how to spell, punctuate or use grammar. This is not only farcical it's plain pathetic. Pity the poor learning institute that hires this dufus. |
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Yu_Bum_suk
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Brilliant. The scary part is that he'll probably get some replies. |
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Optimus Prime
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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So the parts I put in bold weren't enough of a clue for you guys to realize this is satire of ads asking for our pictures, and no males?
I swear the median IQ on Dave's has got to be 75. |
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Rapacious Mr. Batstove
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: Central Areola
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| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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That is sheer brilliance.
I'd love to see what replies he gets - and you KNOW there will replies.
It's like scam-baiting with a Korean twist!! |
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renzobenzo1
Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Location: Suji, Yongin
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| Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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funny yes
correct spelling-no
will the Koreans who reply notice it-no |
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