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lastat06513



Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:15 pm    Post subject: What would you do if...... Reply with quote

...if you saw a hot woman standing up peeing in a urinal at a really kickin' nightclub?
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LUCRETIA



Joined: 20 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't do anything. Let the girl finish her business.

Razz
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DRAMA OVERKILL



Joined: 12 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:35 pm    Post subject: Re: What would you do if...... Reply with quote

lastat06513 wrote:
...if you saw a hot woman standing up peeing in a urinal at a really kickin' nightclub?


Ask her what part of the Philippines she's from.
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you mean she has a sausagey, or she can spray like a tigress?

In either case, I'd ask her to wash my dishes. Laughing
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I saw it, I don't know.

If I read about it on a message board I'd be pretty quick to google it.
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renzobenzo1



Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Location: Suji, Yongin

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would be shocked.

A bit like the mother who pulled her 3 YO's underwear down in the cold yesterday on the footpath to urinate in the gutter on a busy road....charming Confused
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

renzobenzo1 wrote:


A bit like the mother who pulled her 3 YO's underwear down in the cold yesterday on the footpath to urinate in the gutter on a busy road....charming Confused


I have the image now of some hot young mother pulling down her crusty undies that haven't been taken off or washed for 3 years to do a public tinkle in the street. Disgusting... and yet strangely erotic.

I think me go now... work to do....actually-what the hell am i doing here anyway? I left the kimchi kingdom years ago....

*note to self*: you don't belong here anymore.........
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mehmeh



Joined: 23 May 2007
Location: South, South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

get my spray bottle and squirt her a few times the firmly yell "no!"
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karma police



Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Location: all roads lead to where you are...

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:57 am    Post subject: Re: What would you do if...... Reply with quote

lastat06513 wrote:
...if you saw a hot woman standing up peeing in a urinal at a really kickin' nightclub?


i'd go to the women's room to sit and whizz... art immitating nature i'd say. Wink
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ForceOne



Joined: 25 Aug 2005

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which way is "she" facing?
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renzobenzo1



Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Location: Suji, Yongin

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The evil penguin wrote:
renzobenzo1 wrote:


A bit like the mother who pulled her 3 YO's underwear down in the cold yesterday on the footpath to urinate in the gutter on a busy road....charming Confused


I have the image now of some hot young mother pulling down her crusty undies that haven't been taken off or washed for 3 years to do a public tinkle in the street. Disgusting... and yet strangely erotic.

I think me go now... work to do....actually-what the hell am i doing here anyway? I left the kimchi kingdom years ago....

*note to self*: you don't belong here anymore.........


I think you and I both know I meant her daughters....but let me just clarify that for you just in case Razz
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Lockness



Joined: 03 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy sh*t, I saw that last year Halloween 2006, Itaewon. The girls line was huge, so this military girl just pushes the guys out of the way and pisses in the urinal, in front of the open door that faces everyone lining up.
It totally redefined my existence.
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Cliffhanger



Joined: 07 Sep 2007
Location: Anyang

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just saw My Sassy Girl, and this happened in that movie. Is that where you got that question from?

I would probably instantly think I was in the wrong restroom, and run out... then be really confused.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't even notice her. I look at no one when I enter a bathroom.
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mistermasan



Joined: 20 Sep 2007
Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

even better: family picnic this past summer back home. my niece in about third grade goes off and pees on a tree like a boy. me and the some of the other uncles are flabbergasted. little miss precious makes her way over. i asked her where she learned that. she said "mommy taught me". wow. apparently she properly gauged our confused, dismayed looks and added "mommy said it is for emergencies and all the bathrooms are full".

oh. never mind. more power to ya.
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