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Barking Mad Lord Snapcase



Joined: 04 Nov 2003

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:09 pm    Post subject: Let's start a completely innoffensive thread. Reply with quote

I love orange juice, especially when it is icy, sweet and tangy.

And BTW, here is a picture of cute fluffy bunnies.
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The_Eyeball_Kid



Joined: 20 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like eating Kellogg's All Bran Flakes for breakfast. They're the delicious treat that's good to eat.
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like to eat hamburgers to show ignorant Koreans that their beliefs about us are true.

Oh wait. I just made it offensive.
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endo



Joined: 14 Mar 2004
Location: Seoul...my home

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Prophet Mohammed was a child molestor.

Asian males suffer dick envy from white males and white males suffer dick envy from blacks.

Religious people are stupid.

Canadians who wear maple leaf flags on their backpacks need to be shot. And I'm a Canadian!

Korean as a nation are for the most part an nice but insecure people.

Chrstianity and Judaism is all about astrology, sex, and drugs.

Married people are stupid!

The best sex you will ever have is when you are cheating. Afterwards it sucks however.

Africans can't get their act together and probably never will.

Same goes for the Russians.

With booze you loose, with herb you're supurb.

Korean panties suck!

And most people on this forum are retards including myself Laughing
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Optimus Prime



Joined: 05 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My keyboard is an off-gray color.
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Are they the lemmings



Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Location: Not here anymore. JongnoGuru was the only thing that kept me here.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

endo wrote:
Korean panties suck!
I don't get this one. Could someone explain?
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Warm milk at bedtime is nice.
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endo



Joined: 14 Mar 2004
Location: Seoul...my home

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are they the lemmings wrote:
endo wrote:
Korean panties suck!
I don't get this one. Could someone explain?


not slutty enough!
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JustJohn



Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Location: Your computer screen

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The_Eyeball_Kid wrote:
I like eating Kellogg's All Bran Flakes for breakfast. They're the delicious treat that's good to eat.


Speaking of this is there anywhere in this country I can get cheap cereal? Cheapest I've found is "corn flight" which runs about 4,300/600g in my area.
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Dome Vans
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't it lucky that a day is exactly 24 hours long. If it was shorter than that I'd lose some of my seven hours sleep.
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scrotum



Joined: 07 Nov 2007

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm absolutely adorable when I sleep.
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stevieg4ever



Joined: 11 Feb 2006
Location: London, England

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'a horse in a field is like a man in a field'
- Borat
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Jizzo T. Clown



Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Location: at my wit's end

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?"

--Ali G
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Decaf Maxim isn't bad, once you get used to drinking Maxim...
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JustJohn wrote:
The_Eyeball_Kid wrote:
I like eating Kellogg's All Bran Flakes for breakfast. They're the delicious treat that's good to eat.


Speaking of this is there anywhere in this country I can get cheap cereal? Cheapest I've found is "corn flight" which runs about 4,300/600g in my area.


I "invented" a new cereal with plain ol' blah flakes by adding raisins and walnuts. It solved my problem-- healthy cereals were too boring and interesting cereals were too sweet.
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