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Yo!Chingo · Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Location: Seoul Korea

I like the guy on asiafinest who says that k's have the 2nd highest IQs in the world. I'd love to know where that's published. Also the guy saying that K females are so fabulous. I ain't seeing it. Cute yes... beautiful? Few and far between. No more attractive than others I've seen. I would say Nordic chicks are the most beautiful.

Is that website or just that tread a K lovefest or what?!?

Xerxes · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 2:28 am Post subject:

Ok, my number one mind challenge to here. Cool

I sorry, I stone. Shocked

I in today make kimchi with good Korean girlfriend. ^^ I buy food, and she make while I TV watch, like good Korean man. ^^ I soju hungry-_-, so I buy "Everclear." Super Man in corner tell me it is chemical alcohol ^^. I one shot with my girl all night long, and morning wake up with kimchi everywhere @_@. Girl is KO, too. A-pat smell like old kimchi with vinegar. @_@

Many weeks ago now, but no round-eye come to a-pat no more. -_- They come in and stick out their tongue while bend over do, and leave. They never back come. Why that. OTL I even have good kimchi ready for friend, round-eye. OTZ

My kimchi no good than your kimchi? My kimchi best, like my number one mind! Huray! Tae-Han-Min-Kook! ^^~

endo · Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Location: Seoul...my home

TheBrain · Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Location: Acme Lab

How are you. I am fine. How is weather. It sunny today. I have toes and fingers for you. Suckle like pig me. I like. Frosted flaky fish, also.
I open hagwon. Make much won. Cheat white teacher. Who want help? I give good head job to man. who help. Many daddy and mommy come to give much won. two me for pleasure of company. I enjoy men pleasure. For many years. Until next week I now say see you tomorrow morning for teaching. White teacher say no pay I. Yes. True and funny. Need won I for strippy girl. Massagee she give.

Roch · Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Location: Seoul

Roch · Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Location: Seoul

Roch · Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Location: Seoul

Roch · Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Location: Seoul

pest2 · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Location: Vancouver, Canada

wylies99 · Joined: 13 May 2006 Location: I'm one cool cat!

I know something that was invented in

peppermint · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject:

I thought of this thread last night, listening to the local college radio station. They have a Japanese culture and music show, hosted by a chick who came to Newfoundland around 2001 or so to study English, stuck around for a Masters and now works here.

Nami (the Japanese chick) was saying how she'd met up with a friend who'd been to teach in Japan and they were comparing cultures.

this led to a mini rant on Canuck washrooms, how she initially thought western toilets were a little dirty compared to squatters, because you never really touch anything in a squatpot, and how freaked out she was by the tiny gaps around toilet stall doors here.

Ya-ta Boy · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994

To my lovely Hyung,

You�re good words give me. Yesterday night I waiting airport departure. My stomach ache so hwa-jang-shil go. Only two stall. One open. No hyuji. Aigo! I hurry. I look at hyuji machine attached to wall, but no hyuji machine. I look hwa-jang-shil ajumma. Her no find. I dock! dock! door of stall. Ask polite. Hyuji give me. I other stall go. Close door. Sit down.

Other stall man one feet come under stall wall. His one feet touch my one feet. He say, �Hi there, big boy�. Police run in hwa-jang-shil suddenly. Dock! Dock! my door. Out go. Police question me, �What you name, boy?� No manners. Not like kind Korea police. I say, �Please call me Soek-Min.� Police arrest me, another stall man. Police station go.

Soon another stall man leave. Police say he member of government. Police say me I�m gay pervert. I deny. They no believe. I say I call my lovely elder brother. Unkind policeman say, �What his name is?� I say, �Soek-Yoo�. Unkind policeman put me in jail.

Today I am writing you: What I do?

Minneapolis is very cold city. I very hate.

Your lovely dong-sang,
Seok-Min

anyway · Joined: 22 Oct 2005

I can't believe people here!? First my boss tell me I can't sleep on desk. He want me work 8 hours IN A ROW with no sleeping! WTF! So I want smoke cigarette and he told me go outside!! HUH! I asked him where's toilet. He said john was down hall. I don't even know John! I said again where's toilet! Down hall, he screamed. OK, ok, boss, you right. It's ok.

Finally, I found toilet and smoke for my stress. Some guy come and look at me crazy. Maybe he is stress too, so I say 'you want a faag'? He said yes and invite me to bathhouse tonight. He seem so friendly and kind to me. He like my pink shirt too, but he leave quickly.

I was so happy make friend, so I decide to another smoke. Next man come look crazy at me too! So I try again - 'you want faag?' He yell 'no smoking in john.' I yell him 'i don't know john!'. He say bad words to me. I try make nice. I said 'You listen, me hyeong. Me like you. Let's go bathhouse together. I scrub your back.' Then he hit my face and call police!! Police say I am gay prostitute! I say them Koreans not gay! They say I try meet john in john. WTF!!! WHO IS JOHN? I DON'T KNOW JOHN! AIIGGOOOOO!!!

newton kabiddles · Joined: 31 Mar 2007

I almost drowned in the bath tub last night!

Why this Brita walter filter?

His father paints the ceilings every five years!

The dog is like human.

My roomate fixed the toilet with a string.

Just put picture in frame! Why matting?

Cigarette looks like dildo!

Who is Aunt Jemima?