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Which is worse, holding in pee or holding in farts?
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SMKOREA



Joined: 29 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:29 am    Post subject: Which is worse? Reply with quote

I ask this because within 24 hours I've had to do both for an extended period. I won't go into detail but one involved a long trip on a bus, and the other involved the presence of a new female friend.

Both instances were pure agony.

Which scenario do you think is worse?
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Draz



Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Location: Land of Morning Clam

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pee is worse.. the consequences of failure are so much greater. Shocked
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Re: awkward fartings--I personally see it as a litmus test. If the girl in question can't understand the unfortunate fact that nature occasionally makes people do unpleasant, smelly things, well, she's an idiot, and she doesn't matter anyway.
Embarrassing moments are bonding experiences, if there's any real attraction there to begin with. Otherwise, who gives a leaky fart what the silly bimbo (or mimbo) thinks?
If you were really into a girl, would you blow her off if she farted at you by accident? I hope not, my dear sir! (Assuming it was a one-off, and a dry one, that is. Habitual incontinence is another thing altogether.)
Remember Ste. Quiffe, the patroness of embarrassing moments.
If you pee yourself though, well, that's just disgusting.
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browneyedgirl



Joined: 17 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:33 am    Post subject: Re: Which is worse? Reply with quote

SMKOREA wrote:
I ask this because within 24 hours I've had to do both for an extended period. I won't go into detail but one involved a long trip on a bus, and the other involved the presence of a new female friend.

Both instances were pure agony.

Which scenario do you think is worse?


Depends on the crowd. Some people think farting is funny-but those are mostly guys, not a new female friend (I assume you want to make a good first impression, right?) Wink

If you fart later in the relationship I doubt that she would really care. Wow, I never thought I'd type a sentence like that.
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Roch



Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

blurgalurgalurga wrote:
Re: awkward fartings--I personally see it as a litmus test. If the girl in question can't understand the unfortunate fact that nature occasionally makes people do unpleasant, smelly things, well, she's an idiot, and she doesn't matter anyway.
Embarrassing moments are bonding experiences, if there's any real attraction there to begin with. Otherwise, who gives a leaky fart what the silly bimbo (or mimbo) thinks?
If you were really into a girl, would you blow her off if she farted at you by accident? I hope not, my dear sir! (Assuming it was a one-off, and a dry one, that is. Habitual incontinence is another thing altogether.)
Remember Ste. Quiffe, the patroness of embarrassing moments.
If you pee yourself though, well, that's just disgusting.


Are you an an anglophone from Quebec?

Thanks a lot for the post.

Roch
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Mi Yum mi



Joined: 28 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this a regular situation or is she going down on me?
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Roch



Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mi Yum mi wrote:
Is this a regular situation or is she going down on me?


Dude,

What's your Sock?!

Roch
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Mi Yum mi



Joined: 28 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My sock? I'm wearing champion right now. Is that what you mean? My mom got me a 3 pack for Christmas.
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Roch



Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mi Yum mi wrote:
My sock? I'm wearing champion right now. Is that what you mean? My mom got me a 3 pack for Christmas.


I hear ya.

Canadiens or Maple Leafs?
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Mi Yum mi



Joined: 28 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just the basic white and greys. I can't PM you yet Roch. I'm pretty sure I have 25 posts, but I guess Dave and the Mods think I'm you know who.

I assure you I'm not a gyopo or a Korean. I'm white as a snowflake. I've also been indoors for the last 2.5 months which doesn't help.

Been a mild winter here, but it still sucks.
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Justin Hale



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Location: the Straight Talk Express

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really taking on the big questions here, I see. Laughing

Your question should involve holding in a dump rather than a fart. Absolutely dying for a number 2 and not being able to relieve oneself is torture.
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The Bobster



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which is worse, how - socially or medically? Failure to void one's bladder over a long period of time is not only painful, it can cause serious dysfunction, and sometimes permanent damage.

That's bad.
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You had to hold in your pee in Korea? Didn't you have an empty bottle on hand?
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SMKOREA



Joined: 29 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

flakfizer wrote:
You had to hold in your pee in Korea? Didn't you have an empty bottle on hand?


Haha.. Late bus from Seoul to Busan, I was sleeping and woke up just past the halfway point stop. If I had a bottle in hand I would have went for it.
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SMKOREA



Joined: 29 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Bobster wrote:
Which is worse, how - socially or medically? Failure to void one's bladder over a long period of time is not only painful, it can cause serious dysfunction, and sometimes permanent damage.

That's bad.


You're talking about the results of the holding, I'm asking about the feeling itself of holding.
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