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Why I will never date Rose in my old hometown again

 
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:12 pm    Post subject: Why I will never date Rose in my old hometown again Reply with quote

She has kids.
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I won't date Rose again because I don't know a girl named Rose.


You are welcome.
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BreakfastInBed



Joined: 16 Oct 2007
Location: Gyeonggi do

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best title I've read. I can't stop smiling.
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canuckistan
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Joined: 17 Jun 2003
Location: Training future GS competitors.....

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Why I will never date Rose in my old hometown again Reply with quote

Bibbitybop wrote:
She has kids.


...and you just found out they're yours? Shocked
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Why I will never date Rose in my old hometown again Reply with quote

canuckistan wrote:
Bibbitybop wrote:
She has kids.


...and you just found out they're yours? Shocked


He found out they aren't...and that's the problem...
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canuckistan
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Time to put a contingency lawyer on speed dial perhaps....
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they are mine, I'm selling one of them.
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lastat06513



Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew a Korean gal named Rose in Korea a long ways back and OMG!

These were the good things about her:

1. She was 36DD (I never met an Asian woman since who was that 'well endowed')
2. She spoke excellent English
3. She was an awesome dancer and fun to hang around with at a club
4. She was a countrygirl, so she was tough.
5. She was funny
6. Did I mention she was 36DD? I am not sure....

Why I won't meet her again?

She got married to a vacuum cleaner salesman in England in 2002.

AH! Good ol' Rose Very Happy
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess your hose didn't make the cut
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lastat06513



Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

twg wrote:
I guess your hose didn't make the cut



Clever! But not really...
She got tired of waiting for me to propose to her or to say the "L" word to her......so she packed her bags and ran off to the UK to study fashion design, before she met 'him'

....during the 13 months I 'knew' her, there were no complaints about the length of my 'piece'
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