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Cedar
Joined: 11 Mar 2003
Location: In front of my computer, again.
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| Thou shalt remember that the audience of this board includes Koreans and people who may get offended if you post ridiculously insensitive crap. |
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Newbie
Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Cedar wrote: |
| Thou shalt remember that the audience of this board includes Koreans and people who may get offended if you post ridiculously insensitive crap. |
Thou shalt take a deep breath, wonder why you have to take everything so seriously and wonder just how weak of a person one must be to get "offended". Thou shalt further realize some people are just venting, some people are just out for a laugh, and that it is much more entertaining to hear about horror stories than fluffy, fuzzy "ain't that bunny cute" kinda stories. Thou shalt also strive to realize that about 80% of the criticisms here are valid, that it doesn't matter anyways since many Koreans would be offended if you said "boo", and ultimately realize that if anything on a chat board is offending you, you've got serious problems. |
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tfunk
Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Newbie, you smell bad. |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Cedar wrote: |
| Thou shalt remember that the audience of this board includes Koreans and people who may get offended if you post ridiculously insensitive crap. |
Thou shalt never, EVER spit like Korean men do-it's ignorant, annoying, rude and downright retarded.
You are welcome. |
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Newbie
Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:00 am Post subject: |
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| Newbie, you smell bad. |
I know. It's a problem I've been dealing with for a few years now. All the showering, soaking, shampooing, perfuming, deodorizing... nothing works. So sad. |
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cbclark4
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Location: Masan
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:18 am Post subject: |
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| Justin Hale wrote: |
Thou shalt not introduce red herrings, make strawman arguments nor commit any logical fallacies. Behold! The Lord slayeth the deceivers and unbelievers!
Thou shalt not posit lay, base discourse in opposition to scientific consensus. Behold! The Lord killeth those who soil his good name!
Thou shalt always clearly indicate what a thread is about in the title. Titles such as "hmm" and "does anyone ever....?" are filth and abomination and behold! The Lord sterilizeth those apes with eternal fire.
Thou shalt always know when thou hath had your ass whupped and give up. Saying something stupid and false, having your ass whupped, not liking having your ass whupped, going to google and googling your previous assertion and getting yet another ass whupping is pathetic behavior. Behold as the Lord whuppeth their asses!
Thou shalt not take needless offence, foam at the mouth, use ad hominem and name-calling. Chances are, your opponent delights at your rage. There are some un-PC facts out there for sure, so either (a) deal with it, or (b) call a waaahmbulance. Behold! The Lord smasheth their skulls!
Thou shalt always observe the wisdom of Justin Hale, Big Verne, thepeel, Gopher, Steve McGarrett, and several others. If these guys say something, chances are it's correct. The Lord slayeth those fools who take a contrary position.
Thou shalt avoid capitalization for emphasis. It looks VERY common, lower class and is TOTALLY UNNECESSARY! Not least, it pisses off THE LORD and you will BOIL in Satan�s feces for 46 hundred and score years!
Thou shalt believe in Justin Halean Right Wing liberalism, which means being Right Wing on absolutely everything except evolution, global warming, big government invading bedrooms, the war on drugs, and the moral necessity of atheism. Behold as the Lord whuppeth the butts of those who refuse His gospel truth! Behold, the Lord crusheth Right Wing Conservatives and Left Wing liberals! Thou art to support Justin Halean Right Wing liberalism as the rope supports the hanging man!
Thou shalt make use of dictionary.com and avoid your/you're confusion at all costs. The Lord overseeth their famines, plagues and pestilence.
Thou shalt always skip igotthisguitar�s posts. Nothing of interest lies therein. Behold! The Lord exterminateth those who read an igotthisguitar post! |
Please forgive me I have used www.m-w.com, 'twas my pride. |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:20 am Post subject: |
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1. thou shalt listen to slayer and consider oneself a satanist while listening to slayer but not necessarily when one is not listening to slayer.
2. thou shalt make fun of guys who put shit in their hair and call it "gel"
3. thou shalt make MORE fun of guys who put shit in their hair and call it "product" thus masking the fact that they are putting "gel" in their hair.
4. thou shalt call out the mods when their socks post. (COUGH) vicissitude (COUGH)
5. thou shalt move to japan before the won starts tanking like a canadian (either vancouver or ottawa east to cape breton) girl's waistline - or an ajosshi's love dagger after seeing said cape bretoner's shirt ride up her gunt 3 inches after she falls down drunk and giggling like some demented macaw in itaewon.
nothing against gunts or tiny weiners, i just get scared when currencies go silly like other silly things in the world.
6. thou shalt disrespect the korean punk scene before knowing anything concrete about it or trying to get to know anyone involved with it.
7. thou shalt argue about korean beer as if it exists. |
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bjonothan
Joined: 29 Apr 2003
Location: All over the place
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL this is one of the best posts I have seen on here in a long time. Maybe the mods getting rid of the crap on here is actually a good thing. I seem to be finding better threads these days. |
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