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marckot
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eamo
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The Russians and the Poles really need to examine their drinking habits.....
Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.
Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.
"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."
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marckot
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  He died like a man!!!!!! |
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Julius
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| Thats not a man, thats an idiot... |
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Chris_Dixon
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There was a drinking contest in Russia put on by a vodka company. Winner got a years supply of premium vodka. Anyway the first and second placed winners died from alcohol poisoning not long after the event finished, and the third placed man went into a coma.
I cant find the article, but they drunk amazing amounts |
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Temporary
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In Soviet Russia the Vodka drink you..
Polish people are the same.. I know I am one. But I don't have an addictive personality. I use to drink like a fish.. Any one and everyone had a hell of a time keeping up with me.. Now I have been sober/dry for 2 years |
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JustJohn
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| Wow, if that's true he's got to have first place all time in the Darwin Awards. |
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crusher_of_heads
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Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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The Russians and the Poles really need to examine their drinking habits.....
Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.
Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.
"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html |
He needs to get his examined. |
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darkcity
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off. |
you know, i've seen a lot of fucked up things in my life, but for once, i am well and truly shocked...i have nothing more to say |
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Czarjorge
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Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.
Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "[b]men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot.[/b] Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off. |
What's truly crazy is they kept playing with the chainsaw after one of the guys cut his foot off.
Moral of the story: Drunk and armed is a bad idea.
I once puked all over the dashboard of an acquaintances new car.
Is puke a weapon? |
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endo
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| eamo wrote: |
Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.
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I know I shouldn't be laughing, but that is hilarious! |
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yingwenlaoshi
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:26 am Post subject: |
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| eamo wrote: |
Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.
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I know I shouldn't be laughing, but that is hilarious! |
Yeah. That's pretty funny. I actually might've laughed if I were there and said, "Game over. He wins." |
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