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sigmundsmith
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:00 am Post subject: Laxatives |
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Hiya
where can i buy Laxatives? If it just at a chemist how do I ask?
No. I don't want to off myself. I have been drinking too much beer and not eating right.
So I need some help cleaning myself up  |
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moosehead

Joined: 05 May 2007
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:38 am Post subject: |
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try eating any kind of fruit or lettuce and don't wash it first
or, if you're not in that big of a rush
those little yogurt bottles you see the kids downing like soda pop?? they have laxatives in them
also there's a coconut drink, same think, natural tho
and the aloe juice, but that's sometimes hard to find.
popcorn is good roughage, also fresh fruits and veges washed!! of course!!
good luck!!  |
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zpeanut

Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Location: Pohang, Korea
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:36 am Post subject: |
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ever tried some really strong coffee??
otherwise, the word for laxative is 변비약 = byon-bi-yuck.
so you could say:
변비약 있나요? - byonbiyuck e-na-yo? (do you have any laxatives?)
변비약 좀 주세요 - byonbiyuck jom ju-se-yo. (please give me some laxatives)
don't be embarrased to say it. apparently many girls use it....
All the best! |
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Bigfeet

Joined: 29 May 2008 Location: Grrrrr.....
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:41 am Post subject: |
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Just eat some spicy kimchi!  |
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Ginormousaurus

Joined: 27 Jul 2006 Location: 700 Ft. Pulpit
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OnTheOtherSide

Joined: 29 Feb 2008
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:36 am Post subject: |
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| Try making raemon and add like 7 hot peppers to it. Make it insanely, unbearably hot. That'll make you *beep* your brains out. |
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Kikomom

Joined: 24 Jun 2008 Location: them thar hills--Penna, USA--Zippy is my kid, the teacher in ROK. You can call me Kiko
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:53 am Post subject: |
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Then there's always prune juice.
I'm happy to see you guys have this remedy down pat. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: All over the map
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:03 am Post subject: |
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| This is a crappy thread. |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:22 am Post subject: |
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| 4 of those yogurt drinks on an empty stomach. Never do this before teaching. |
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OiGirl

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: Hoke-y-gun
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Are you looking for a stimulant or a bulk laxative? |
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nzerinkorea
Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Location: Yongin
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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Go in to a chemist and ask for Magcoral. It cost about 9000 won
and is a drink that takes about 6-8 hours to take effect.
It's much better than exlax and my doctor uses it to detox every few months.
Be warned though stay near a toilet and best do it at the weekend when you don't have any plans made.
You will feel much better after it though as it is like a form of colonics without all the disgusting bits. |
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IncognitoHFX

Joined: 06 May 2007 Location: Yeongtong, Suwon
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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There are a few Ashana (sp?) Yoga positions you can learn that will help you pass it out. Nothing overly exerting and it won't make you any less of a man.
The easiest one just involves curling up on the floor on your back and rocking back and forth with your hands on your kneecaps.
Just a suggestion. I figured an alternative to "drinking the yogurt crap the kids drink" or "going to a pharmacy and saying 'something something poo something something gross' in Korean" would be nice. |
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Kikomom

Joined: 24 Jun 2008 Location: them thar hills--Penna, USA--Zippy is my kid, the teacher in ROK. You can call me Kiko
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| IncognitoHFX wrote: |
The easiest one just involves curling up on the floor on your back and rocking back and forth with your hands on your kneecaps.
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This is called the 'rock and roll', and does wonders for loosing up your spine too, like giving yourself a massage. Feels great. |
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DrunkenMaster

Joined: 04 Feb 2008
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject: Re: Laxatives |
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| sigmundsmith wrote: |
I have been drinking too much beer and not eating right.
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I've always found the beer here is very much like a laxative.
In fact, they even have a laxative beer, so there's no need for you to clean up sigmund. Just change your brand of beer to the high-fibre one. |
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sigmundsmith
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:24 am Post subject: |
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| nzerinkorea wrote: |
Go in to a chemist and ask for Magcoral. It cost about 9000 won
and is a drink that takes about 6-8 hours to take effect.
It's much better than exlax and my doctor uses it to detox every few months.
Be warned though stay near a toilet and best do it at the weekend when you don't have any plans made.
You will feel much better after it though as it is like a form of colonics without all the disgusting bits. |
Thanks. This is what i am after. I don't know about the intricacies of lax's so anything that will make me sit on the loo for a while to clean out my system is what I am after.
Cheers |
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