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The Hammer
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m
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 Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:18 am Post subject: Someone left a bag of vomit in the hallway. |
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I really want to slot the SOB that left a bag of barf in the hallway of my villa. I moved to Kangnam recently. I pay 1M won per month for this place and I thought that my neighbors would behave like humans. I was wrong!
Every building that I have ever lived in here in Korea has had at a minimum 2 low-life scumbags that leave garbage, piss, or vomit in the hall.
There's another weirdo in this building that uses a dry erase marker to write the word SEX on the glass partition in the stairwell near my door. This is very bothersome to my wife.
Anyhow, have a nice day! |
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spliff
Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:08 am Post subject: |
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| Maybe they left it for you for a snack. |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:39 am Post subject: |
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| spliff wrote: |
| Maybe they left it for you for a snack. |
Thanks for helping me stick to my diet today, spliff. |
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travel zen
Joined: 22 Feb 2005
Location: Good old Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:47 am Post subject: |
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Are u sure its spew? Have u tasted it?
Talk to the landlord  Make him work. |
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it's full of stars
Joined: 26 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:32 am Post subject: |
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Have you considered leaving a message on the glass partition yourself?
Maybe some rude Korean. |
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The Hammer
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:30 am Post subject: |
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| travel zen wrote: |
Are u sure its spew? Have u tasted it?
Talk to the landlord Make him work. |
Are you sure the landlord will help? Have you tasted him? |
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The Hammer
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:32 am Post subject: |
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| it's full of stars wrote: |
Have you considered leaving a message on the glass partition yourself?
Maybe some rude Korean. |
At first I wanted to, but I figured that would just encourage the offender.
Last edited by The Hammer on Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:37 am; edited 1 time in total |
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The Hammer
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:36 am Post subject: |
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| spliff wrote: |
| Maybe they left it for you for a snack. |
Spliffster, I know you like to get high and munch on shit sandwiches, but that's not my bag. Now piss off. |
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peppermint
Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:09 am Post subject: |
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| Hate to sound like an apologist here, but I'd rather find a bag of puke, than puke all over the floor. It's easier to clean up, and harder to slip in, and I'm guessing the smell is a bit contained. Had a neighbor for a while who used to puke in the hallway, and that wasn't fun at all. |
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The Hammer
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:04 am Post subject: |
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The bag didn't manage to maintain proper control of the contents.
Imagine Chul Soo barfing into one of those little black bags from the local Super... and then setting it on the floor. |
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The Hammer
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:06 am Post subject: |
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| peppermint wrote: |
| Hate to sound like an apologist here, but I'd rather find a bag of puke, than puke all over the floor. It's easier to clean up, and harder to slip in, and I'm guessing the smell is a bit contained. Had a neighbor for a while who used to puke in the hallway, and that wasn't fun at all. |
Everybody does (in Korea). |
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CeleryMan
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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| soju is painful |
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Rob'sdad
Joined: 12 May 2008
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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Try this one on for size
Three dudes in an Chevy El Camino and one cat tries to puke into a Corona bottle. |
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Leslie Cheswyck
Joined: 31 May 2003
Location: University of Western Chile
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Turn it in to the police. And, if after thirty days nobody claims it, it's yours! |
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sjrm
Joined: 27 Jul 2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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| light it on fire and see how good it smells |
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