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Dude, get a haircut!
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Illysook



Joined: 30 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:13 pm    Post subject: Dude, get a haircut! Reply with quote

I've been here about 2 months and it seems that almost every western guy that I meet has been here longer than me, knows everything about everything, want's to patronize me, and desparately, desparately needs to get a haircut!

That's all for now...except that you might want to give those eyebrows a trim...after all isn't this the annoying newbie season when one or two attractive western women show up on the scene?

And to that guy that I almost threw up on due to my first serious soju experience, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to reject you that hard.
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've been here about 2 months

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isn't this the annoying newbie season


You said it.
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bassexpander



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to Mullet land!
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ciccone_youth



Joined: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Japan

PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've seen some cute Western guys.
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jkelly80



Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: you boys like mexico?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We all know that Western dudes are a commodity here, primarily because Western women, by and large, don't go for the Korean guys.

Ergo, don't complain too much ladies, unless you brought a rabbit with you.
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, we'll get the haircut. But the patronising will never stop. The agony must be endured forever.
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If my hair was any shorter I'd be bald.
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Draz



Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Location: Land of Morning Clam

PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Dude, get a haircut! Reply with quote

Illysook wrote:
I've been here about 2 months and it seems that almost every western guy that I meet has been here longer than me, knows everything about everything, want's to patronize me, and desparately, desparately needs to get a haircut!


Do they correct your grammar and spelling too? Very Happy
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ciccone_youth



Joined: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Japan

PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy
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Bigfeet



Joined: 29 May 2008
Location: Grrrrr.....

PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Dude, get a haircut! Reply with quote

Draz wrote:
Illysook wrote:
I've been here about 2 months and it seems that almost every western guy that I meet has been here longer than me, knows everything about everything, want's to patronize me, and desparately, desparately needs to get a haircut!


Do they correct your grammar and spelling too? Very Happy


I think it just add to her charm. Wink
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PeteJB



Joined: 06 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a sub.. sub.. subconscious fashion statement as to not get mistaken for a GI. Damn that word gets me every time.
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robot



Joined: 07 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weird. I've had the opposite experience. I always see these clean-cut dorks who desperately need to grow their hair out a bit.
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Newbie



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weird here, too. This is something I think to myself on a daily basis as yet another, metrosexual 20-something Korean passes by. (along with "lose the silk scarf", "lose the LV" and so on)
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wylies99



Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:27 am    Post subject: Re: Dude, get a haircut! Reply with quote

Illysook wrote:
I've been here about 2 months and it seems that almost every western guy that I meet has been here longer than me, knows everything about everything, want's to patronize me, and desparately, desparately needs to get a haircut!

That's all for now...except that you might want to give those eyebrows a trim...after all isn't this the annoying newbie season when one or two attractive western women show up on the scene?

And to that guy that I almost threw up on due to my first serious soju experience, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to reject you that hard.


Let me guess- you weigh at least 300 lbs, have a mustache, don't shave anywhere, and you think you're "beautiful" because everyone stares at you on the subway. Rolling Eyes
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Illysook



Joined: 30 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

greyish mullet + crazy eybrows = commodity?

That might be true for those who do weigh on the heavy side, but I shave when necessary (did I spell that right?) and I'm usually considered charming and attractive.

Still, I feel like a magnet for ill groomed guys who tell me things like wear a watch (I'd rather not) and to be more ladylike. Once in Itaewon, I threw one leg over the side of my chair (was wearing jeans) and this guy told me not to sit with my legs open! It's not like he could see China! I'd taken his e-mail addy, but he's unlikely to ever hear from me again.
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