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SaraDevil
Joined: 24 May 2003 Location: Daegu and beyond the infinite
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 7:57 pm Post subject: PC Bong Top Ten |
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Top Ten Ways to Tell you've spent to much time in a PC Bong.
10. It's easy to justify, because spending the night there is cheaper than a room.
9. You have a nic fit if you don't go everyday, and you don't smoke.
8. You've have dinner delivered there.
7. You can actually tell what game the guy next to you is playing just from the sound.
6. You can't tell that the operating system is in Korean.
5. You're friends always meet you there without need to call you first.
4. The staff took the money you spend everyday and bought you a custom chair.
3. You're on a first name basis with all the regulars.
2. It's the first place you go in the morning, and the last place you leave at night.
1. You understand what everyone around you is saying perfectly, not matter what language they are speaking. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 8:03 pm Post subject: Re: PC Bong Top Ten |
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SaraDevil wrote: |
3. You're on a first name basis with all the regulars. |
You have something here. Sort of a Korean version of "Cheers".
Picture a Norm Peterson-esque character (we'll call him "Beom Seok", for kicks) coming in every episode, greeted with the raucous welcoming "Beom Seok!", sitting at his usual spot and horking triumphantly into a paper cup/ashtray.
This is pure gold. Let's start working on a pilot.
Sparkles*_* |
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ryleeys

Joined: 22 Dec 2003 Location: Columbia, MD
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:25 am Post subject: |
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"How 'bout a game Beom Seok?"
"How 'bout you stop asking me questions you already know the answer to?"
"Lineage Beom Seok?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good..."
"What's going down Beom Seok?"
"My butt cheeks in front of that computer..."
"Can I get you a computer Beom Seok?"
"A little early, isn't it Soon-Min?"
"For a game?
"No, for stupid questions..." |
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wylde

Joined: 14 Apr 2003
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:06 am Post subject: |
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is a pc bong what you can smoke when ya go to a pc bang? |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:55 am Post subject: |
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wylde wrote: |
is a pc bong what you can smoke when ya go to a pc bang? |
Dude, what kind of club are you in?
You bang PCs?
Ewww!
Sparkles*_* |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:56 am Post subject: |
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ryleeys wrote: |
"How 'bout a game Beom Seok?"
"How 'bout you stop asking me questions you already know the answer to?"
"Lineage Beom Seok?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good..."
"What's going down Beom Seok?"
"My butt cheeks in front of that computer..."
"Can I get you a computer Beom Seok?"
"A little early, isn't it Soon-Min?"
"For a game?
"No, for stupid questions..." |
Jeru the Damaja's "Come Clean" is dope on plastic.
This, my friends, is dope on pixels.
Tight.
Sparkles*_* |
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ryleeys

Joined: 22 Dec 2003 Location: Columbia, MD
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:59 am Post subject: |
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Mental note, figure out how to post Korean characters on this board so that there is no confusion.
방
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle... |
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:01 am Post subject: |
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Ohh, so the cute avatar's a relative then?
( it had to be said. . ) |
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ryleeys

Joined: 22 Dec 2003 Location: Columbia, MD
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:07 am Post subject: |
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No, the avatar is me... but my 13 sisters and 17 brothers do have kids, so I am a monkey's uncle several times over... Man, when those kids get to climbing on the furniture and throwing things at eachother and all screaming for attention... I just wish I were somewhere else. |
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wylde

Joined: 14 Apr 2003
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:15 am Post subject: |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
wylde wrote: |
is a pc bong what you can smoke when ya go to a pc bang? |
Dude, what kind of club are you in?
You bang PCs?
Ewww!
Sparkles*_* |
well i don't bong em
just spelling it the same as koreans do |
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ryleeys

Joined: 22 Dec 2003 Location: Columbia, MD
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:16 am Post subject: |
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I've never smoked a single thing in my life...
But maybe if you put the marijuana next to the fan in the cpu, you could bong it? (Especially if it had a water cooling system) |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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I was walking home last week, and could smell the distinct aroma of Mary J coming from one of the villas in my 'hood.
It was nostalgic, though I've never been one to toot (my friends in HS were all potheads, though).
My skill lies in main-lining heroin into the big vein of my upper, inner thigh*
What was the topic again?
Sparkles*_*
This is, of course, a joke. I do not recommend the usage of heroin or any other narcotic to anyone, for whatever reason. If you have a drug problem, please seek professional help, basehead. |
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