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SaraDevil



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Daegu and beyond the infinite

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 7:57 pm    Post subject: PC Bong Top Ten Reply with quote

Top Ten Ways to Tell you've spent to much time in a PC Bong.

10. It's easy to justify, because spending the night there is cheaper than a room.
9. You have a nic fit if you don't go everyday, and you don't smoke.
8. You've have dinner delivered there.
7. You can actually tell what game the guy next to you is playing just from the sound.
6. You can't tell that the operating system is in Korean.
5. You're friends always meet you there without need to call you first.
4. The staff took the money you spend everyday and bought you a custom chair.
3. You're on a first name basis with all the regulars.
2. It's the first place you go in the morning, and the last place you leave at night.
1. You understand what everyone around you is saying perfectly, not matter what language they are speaking.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 8:03 pm    Post subject: Re: PC Bong Top Ten Reply with quote

SaraDevil wrote:

3. You're on a first name basis with all the regulars.


You have something here. Sort of a Korean version of "Cheers".

Picture a Norm Peterson-esque character (we'll call him "Beom Seok", for kicks) coming in every episode, greeted with the raucous welcoming "Beom Seok!", sitting at his usual spot and horking triumphantly into a paper cup/ashtray.

This is pure gold. Let's start working on a pilot.

Sparkles*_*
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ryleeys



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: Columbia, MD

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"How 'bout a game Beom Seok?"
"How 'bout you stop asking me questions you already know the answer to?"


"Lineage Beom Seok?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good..."


"What's going down Beom Seok?"
"My butt cheeks in front of that computer..."


"Can I get you a computer Beom Seok?"
"A little early, isn't it Soon-Min?"
"For a game?
"No, for stupid questions..."
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wylde



Joined: 14 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

is a pc bong what you can smoke when ya go to a pc bang?
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wylde wrote:
is a pc bong what you can smoke when ya go to a pc bang?


Dude, what kind of club are you in?

You bang PCs?

Ewww!

Sparkles*_*
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ryleeys wrote:
"How 'bout a game Beom Seok?"
"How 'bout you stop asking me questions you already know the answer to?"


"Lineage Beom Seok?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good..."


"What's going down Beom Seok?"
"My butt cheeks in front of that computer..."


"Can I get you a computer Beom Seok?"
"A little early, isn't it Soon-Min?"
"For a game?
"No, for stupid questions..."


Jeru the Damaja's "Come Clean" is dope on plastic.

This, my friends, is dope on pixels.

Tight.

Sparkles*_*
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ryleeys



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: Columbia, MD

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mental note, figure out how to post Korean characters on this board so that there is no confusion.


방

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle...
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ohh, so the cute avatar's a relative then?

( it had to be said. . )
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ryleeys



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: Columbia, MD

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, the avatar is me... but my 13 sisters and 17 brothers do have kids, so I am a monkey's uncle several times over... Man, when those kids get to climbing on the furniture and throwing things at eachother and all screaming for attention... I just wish I were somewhere else.
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wylde



Joined: 14 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
wylde wrote:
is a pc bong what you can smoke when ya go to a pc bang?


Dude, what kind of club are you in?

You bang PCs?

Ewww!

Sparkles*_*



well i don't bong em

just spelling it the same as koreans do
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ryleeys



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: Columbia, MD

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never smoked a single thing in my life...

But maybe if you put the marijuana next to the fan in the cpu, you could bong it? (Especially if it had a water cooling system)
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was walking home last week, and could smell the distinct aroma of Mary J coming from one of the villas in my 'hood.

It was nostalgic, though I've never been one to toot (my friends in HS were all potheads, though).

My skill lies in main-lining heroin into the big vein of my upper, inner thigh*

What was the topic again?

Sparkles*_*

This is, of course, a joke. I do not recommend the usage of heroin or any other narcotic to anyone, for whatever reason. If you have a drug problem, please seek professional help, basehead.
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