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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Straphanger wrote: |
If there was a yapping dog for 5 minutes, nay, 4 minutes, or even 3, more than once, next-door-guy and I would probably have to kai-bai-boh to see who would get the chance to squirt laxative-laced dunkassu sauce under the door.
Assah! |
i don't believe you, but hey - that's a funny idea and i wish i'd tried it on the yapping dog in my apartment in apkujeong.
see - all the douches here who are talking about harming an animal because it's doing what it's naturally supposed to do can go get stuffed.
but making it shit more, well, that's not all that harmful, and it's really funny.
i'd rather deal with the owners in the end. i told a lady once i was going to eat her dog if she didn't keep it quiet. in korea a claim like that gets results.
but all you people talking about euthanizing dogs for barking... i'd consider putting a bullet in your moron skulls before i'd even whack rover with a newspaper. total scum. |
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Straphanger
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Location: Chilgok, Korea
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| uberscheisse wrote: |
| Straphanger wrote: |
If there was a yapping dog for 5 minutes, nay, 4 minutes, or even 3, more than once, next-door-guy and I would probably have to kai-bai-boh to see who would get the chance to squirt laxative-laced dunkassu sauce under the door.
Assah! |
see - all the douches here who are talking about harming an animal because it's doing what it's naturally supposed to do can go get stuffed. |
Dude, a board is a board and a troll is a troll, but nobody here is gonna kill a dog. Now making sure that the owner has a dog with a liquid asshole, that makes the problem effectively solve itself. And as for the dunkassu sauce - what are they gonna do, taste it for themselves? They're gonna think Yapper McYapsalot did a solsaddung all over the entryway and tried to eat it, then did another one. |
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mrgisa
Joined: 30 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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I suppose if I were in the #@$# shoes, I might be upset too. I lived next to a family who had a crying baby that'd wake up at 2:00 am every night and cry. Luckily I wasn't working at the time but yeah, it sucks that noises are made by things that can't really control them. Again, I will restate that my dog rarely barks and if I had to total up the minutes per week on average that he barked, I'd say it'd be less than 15 minutes tops. Thanks to the #$()*#@, my wife is terrified to go out, so our dog barks even less than that.
What surprises me further is that most of you side with the #$#@ despite what she's done. I guess two wrongs make a right to you then...
To end this rather bleak thread, I found out last night that the package was shipped by sea as opposed to air. This means it should take twice-three times as long and that it could not have possibly arrived yet.
That being said, I still wonder about the bill. I guess it got misplaced...we got a replacement and paid it.
Thanks again to all those who were constructive.
Lesson to be learned is to mail important things to somewhere safe if possible.
Mr. Gisa ^^ |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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| lves? They're gonna think Yapper McYapsalot did a solsaddung all over the entryway and tried to eat it, then did another one. |
did you notice the part where i said that was a funny idea and not harmful? |
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Straphanger
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Location: Chilgok, Korea
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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| uberscheisse wrote: |
| Straphanger wrote: |
| lves? They're gonna think Yapper McYapsalot did a solsaddung all over the entryway and tried to eat it, then did another one. |
did you notice the part where i said that was a funny idea and not harmful? |
Haha not harmful to the dog... The owners, on the other hand, might have a problem with it!.  |
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Straphanger
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Location: Chilgok, Korea
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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| mrgisa wrote: |
| Lesson to be learned is to mail important things to somewhere safe if possible. |
Have it sent to work. That's what I do. |
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ChinaBoy
Joined: 17 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:25 am Post subject: |
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| BABIES are supposed to be in apartments. They're PEOPLE. |
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mrgisa
Joined: 30 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:35 am Post subject: |
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| And NOISE is just NOISE. |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:48 am Post subject: |
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| ChinaBoy wrote: |
| BABIES are supposed to be in apartments. They're PEOPLE. |
barely |
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Draz
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Location: Land of Morning Clam
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| Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| ChinaBoy wrote: |
| BABIES are supposed to be in apartments. They're PEOPLE. |
barely |
almost |
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rac118
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
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| Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:55 pm Post subject: Re: I think my neighbour is stealing my mail... |
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Hi Everyone,
I need some advice. I live in a modern apartment next to the worst possible neighbour in the whole world. It's a long story I will try to sum up.
We have a dog who barks occasionally. He's not that bad. The neighbour next door is sensitive to noise. The first day we moved in, we just knew she was the cranky @#*$ type (we had put boxes there temporarily as we also ordered new furniture and were sorting things) as she told us less than politely to move that stuff.
Anyhow one night about 3 months ago, she knocks on the door and I can hear the anger in her tone, barely being held back. It turns out we aren't supposed to put ordered food plates in the hall (she is our only neighbour in this apartment) and she rudely told us to consider severing our dogs vocal chords. My wife politely told her no and the #@$#@ started swearing and yelling at my wife. Her husband had to drag her back to her apartment and firmly suggested to us to put the food in the staircase.
My wife was upset by this. She washes dishes so that there is no food garbage on the plates we order from. We tried hard to make our dog bark less...
Time goes on, the @#$@ slams her door, swears in Korean at our dog audibly in the hallway several times. My wife is stressed beyond belief...
One day I go to work. As I get on the elevator, the #$#@$ is getting off. As I go down, I hear the #@$# slam the door and my wife doing the same. Just as I step into the office, my phone rings. I pick up and it's my wife. She tells me she got into a fight with the neighbour, that she's bleeding somewhat from her forehead and needs me home.
I tell her to call the police and head home. Sure enough 3 cops are there.
We go to the police station after taking statements. It turns out that the #@$#@ pushed her finger into my wife's forehead repeatedly. My wife pushed her back and the #@$)(*&#@ said "oh, you are pushing me?" and attacked my wife. She has a cut that is still visable to this day on her forehead.
The police officer, after talking to both my wife and the #@$#@ says "someone is lying. One person only wrote what happened to them and not what they did" looking at the #$@#$#. Now she is panicking because my wife is in a position to sue.
My wife declines this only because we hope to move abroad and can't afford a lawyer. The @#$(*&#@ husband comes to the station apologizes several times, even offers us a ride home. The @#$#@ apologizes to my wife and we leave it at that. I take my wife to a clinic to get xrays and some treatment for whiplash...
I figure this is it for the #$#@ because my wife and her talked their points of view out and that she knows she can't screw around as we're willing to go to the police and could have sued.
We've heard nothing from them since. Now here's where the problem starts...
We were supposed to have our monthly bill in the mail but nothing is in our mailbox. We called the security guard and he said they delivered all the bills as normal this month. We've never had a problem with a bill before...
What's worse, my folks sent us a package for my wife's birthday and it's been 4 weeks getting here (usually only takes 2-3 weeks).
I'm in the process of trying to see if that package is still in the mail or if it was delivered. I hope it isn't...but if it was...
I think my neighbour is stealing our mail.
There is a security camera in the hall of the front door where the mail is, but it does NOT point to the mail box as far as I can see.
What can I do? Advice most appreciated!
Mr. Gisa |
im sorry the image of this is just hilarious. |
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