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Sometimes things aren't what they appear to be.

 
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What would you do if you saw a snake in your hotel room?
Demand an instant refund.
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Get her/him to smoke you topless
85%
 85%  [ 6 ]
Put in down to mistake and pay him/her
14%
 14%  [ 1 ]
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Fishead soup



Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:43 pm    Post subject: Sometimes things aren't what they appear to be. Reply with quote

When we go on holiday we drink lots of booze and frequently find ourselvews doing things we would never do at home. What would you do if that hot bargirl turned out not to be what you thought he /she was?
Lets assume your at your hotel room and you'll just witnessed the snake.
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mole



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III

PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's this middle school metaphor all about?
You must be Irish.
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kick it out. Ass over teakettle if need be. It could only be there by devious means cause I sure wouldn't take one home willingly.
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oldtactics



Joined: 18 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're on vacation - no one has to know. Now's the time to experiment!
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BTW Fishead soup, you have our permission.
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Robot_Teacher



Joined: 18 Feb 2009
Location: Robotting Around the World

PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hilarious! A sheboy! I don't believe I'd be caught in this situation as it's easy to tell. I'd reckon if you're courted by one, they're after money. I won't take anything home or back to a room with me that could spell AIDS or getting my wallet lifted. Not even a lady that seems nice who you just met in a bar or nightclub. Too risky. I also don't pay for any kind of friends.
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