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whatever

Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:38 am Post subject: Submit your lamest troll attempt... |
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My boss is a jerk. He obviously hates foreigners. What should I do? What's Korea's problem?  |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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Koreas problem is Korea. It's a stupid country full of stupid drunk people, who all have small ding-dongs, even the women. |
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agoodmouse

Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Location: Anyang
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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Korea's problem is that there are too many Koreans in Korea.  |
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samcheokguy

Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Location: Samcheok G-do
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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How come I can't give my co-teacher a pearl necklace? What is wrong with Korean culture? I thought they like receiving gifts. |
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rollo
Joined: 10 May 2006 Location: China
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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Where can I buy extra large condoms in Daegu? |
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Otherside
Joined: 06 Sep 2007
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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Michaelambling wrote: |
Why do people look at me when I'm with my Korean girlfriend. They should do everything within their power to avoid eye-contact. Racist dogs. This is especially bad in Itaewon, even though I think Itaewon's great except for all the Foreigners and Koreans. |
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Demonicat

Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Location: Suwon
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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Some days I'm just so happy to be American, its so much better than those bastards up north. I mean, I heard they live in underground igloos and come down to the US to buy up our cigarettes and drink our (much superior) beer. |
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nosmallplans

Joined: 10 Oct 2008 Location: noksapyeong
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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Otherside wrote: |
Michaelambling wrote: |
Why do people look at me when I'm with my Korean girlfriend. They should do everything within their power to avoid eye-contact. Racist dogs. This is especially bad in Itaewon, even though I think Itaewon's great except for all the Foreigners and Koreans. |
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Usually people stare 'cause the guy is a 3 and the girl is an 8 and besides being white we can't figure out what he has going for him. |
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kiknkorea

Joined: 16 May 2008
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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Seoul would be the best city in Asia if it weren't for Itaewon. |
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Pwillig
Joined: 26 Jan 2009
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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So which kind of asian girls do you guys prefer? I won't even ask the girls what kind of asian guys they like. We all know nobody likes asian guys. |
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hugekebab

Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:09 am Post subject: |
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Pwillig wrote: |
So which kind of asian girls do you guys prefer? I won't even ask the girls what kind of asian guys they like. We all know nobody likes asian guys. |
That's a great avatar!  |
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Pwillig
Joined: 26 Jan 2009
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:31 am Post subject: |
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hugekebab wrote: |
That's a great avatar!  |
Thanks, it always makes me laugh  |
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WoBW
Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Location: HBC
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:28 am Post subject: |
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kiknkorea wrote: |
Seoul would be the best city in Asia if it weren't for Itaewon. |
And Gangnam, and Bundang, and Mokdong.... |
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:39 am Post subject: |
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Korea is the greatest country on earth!
It has the spiciest food.
It has the most beautiful women.
It has the best culture.
Korea is No.1 ! |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:53 am Post subject: |
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If Korea wants to eradicate nearly all druggies & perverts among the foreign teacher population, it simply needs to restrict E-2 visas to females. Yes, this will lead to short-term chaos and teacher shortages, but the long-term health and safety of society must take priority. |
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