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cubanlord
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!
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| itaewonguy wrote: |
| ...fart sniper... |
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| smell which lingers far past its normal time. |
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| one good point of kindergarten kids is, you can just join in on the festivities and let some killers rip and they have no idea! they dont even blink an eyelid. it's funny hahahahaha |
I think we are all guilty of such devious/heinous crimes. I can't say her name, but, I know someone that used to teach 1st grade. She told me she had a stomach ache one day and ripped a McNasty smack in the middle of the classroom. It was bad. It was one of those that made her eyes water. So, she started to walk towards the front of the class. Unfortunately, she forgot to shake it all out, so, it just followed her - the fart trail. She gets to the front of the class and a student raises his hand and says, "teacher, what is that smell?", to which she replied, "I don't know". For the next 5 minutes, the students were blaming each other trying to pinpoint the cause.
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itaewonguy
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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| cubanlord wrote: |
I think we are all guilty of such devious/heinous crimes. I can't say her name, but, I know someone that used to teach 1st grade. She told me she had a stomach ache one day and ripped a McNasty smack in the middle of the classroom. It was bad. It was one of those that made her eyes water. So, she started to walk towards the front of the class. Unfortunately, she forgot to shake it all out, so, it just followed her - the fart trail. She gets to the front of the class and a student raises his hand and says, "teacher, what is that smell?", to which she replied, "I don't know". For the next 5 minutes, the students were blaming each other trying to pinpoint the cause.
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hahahahahhaahahahahahah
YEP! I have had the pleasure of doing that myself and then letting the kids blame each other hahahahha |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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| Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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I made the mistake once of trying to squeeze out a quiet one behind my podium before I ventured among the savages.
Putting just a little pressure behind it, and of course while loosening the sphincter just a tad.
Damn it, wrong order again. Loosen first, then pressure.
But whoooeeee it was noisy. It gets worse.
I squeeze it off, so it sounds like an aborted trumpet 'blat'.
The class erupted in laughter, and I could let the rest out with confidence.
Just as I push, the co-teacher bellows "attention" in Korean, and there is dead silence. Well, all except for the baritone solo in my pants.
Kids from that class still laugh and that was more than two years ago. |
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cubanlord
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
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| Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:49 am Post subject: |
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Just as I push, the co-teacher bellows "attention" in Korean, and there is dead silence. Well, all except for the baritone solo in my pants.
Kids from that class still laugh and that was more than two years ago. |
Man, my stomach hurts from laughing. I tell you, I don't understand what is so funny about talking about farts. I can't stop laughing. Probabyl because it is one of those things that people do all the time, but don't talk about, kind of like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458
my all time favorite video of YouTube. Well, except for the last minute, then it gets boring. The first 1:30 of the video is the best, the rest is not so good.
hahahahaaahahahahahahahah Tell me what you think about the video!!!! |
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cubanlord
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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| Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:20 am Post subject: |
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| I thought the first video was gold all the way through. In the second, the second fart was all 5x bonus. |
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jotgarden
Joined: 12 Nov 2008
Location: Suwon, South Korea.
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| Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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| If there's one thing I've noticed, it's that they all have poor hygiene compared to us. |
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roadwork
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| Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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| I like to let a silent one out and then walk around the classroom while it slowly wafts out and everyone gets a little "taste" of it. I've been doing it so long now,though, everyone's onto the joke. I have to wait until I have a new class of 3rd graders to start it over again. |
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itaewonguy
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