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Would you like to marry a 49-year-old worth $16 million?
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 3:07 pm    Post subject: Would you like to marry a 49-year-old worth $16 million? Reply with quote

A 49-year-old woman worth 20 billion won (approximately $16 million) has placed an online ad with the matchmaking company Sunoo in an attempt to find a husband.
Potential candidates should be single white-collar workers with at least a bachelor�s degree, between the ages of 39 and 49 years old. It�s preferable that they be living in Seoul or Gyeonggi Province.
As for her, she is �an elegant, slim, feminine and active woman who enjoys sports and traveling,� as well as �a genuine, considerate and open-minded person who has a heart of gold.�
Another woman, a 51-year-old who�s also worth 20 billion won, has also been searching for a husband through Sunoo, so far without success.
It�s time to pick up your game, boys.

http://extrakorea.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/would-you-like-to-marry-a-49-year-old-worth-20-million/
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Teelo



Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Location: Wellington, NZ

PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Would you like to marry a 49-year-old worth $16 million? Reply with quote

Troll_Bait wrote:
between the ages of 39 and 49 years old.
Sad
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Robot_Teacher



Joined: 18 Feb 2009
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be suspicious of her publicizing she has big money as that's a dead giveaway of a scam assuming she wrote that she had $16b. People with money don't go around telling everyone about it. What she might do is snooker you in and then give you a surprise double or triple whammy, leaving you high and dry for the sharks to eat you alive.
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doublejj



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robot_Teacher wrote:
I'd be suspicious of her publicizing she has big money as that's a dead giveaway of a scam assuming she wrote that she had $16b. People with money don't go around telling everyone about it. What she might do is snooker you in and then give you a surprise double or triple whammy, leaving you high and dry for the sharks to eat you alive.


No, because the next South Korean who lies to me will be the first. South Koreans are honest to a fault.
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sarbonn



Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Location: Michigan

PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's just sad that she has to indicate that she has lots of money in order to snare a potential partner. But I guess that's how the way things are these days.
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Teelo



Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Location: Wellington, NZ

PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont have any money, so dont have anything to lose. If only I was in the age range... Wink
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sarbonn



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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teelo wrote:
I dont have any money, so dont have anything to lose. If only I was in the age range... Wink


I'm in the age range. I'm just not a white collar worker.
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phoneboothface



Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

doublejj wrote:
No, because the next South Korean who lies to me will be the first. South Koreans are honest to a fault.


Surely you jest. My sarcasm detector sucks.

My hakwon coworkers would lie about the situations of the FTs to the parents all the time so the school didn't look bad.

I find nothing attractive about most Korean women over 28 or so.
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madoka



Joined: 27 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sarbonn wrote:
I think it's just sad that she has to indicate that she has lots of money in order to snare a potential partner. But I guess that's how the way things are these days.


Someone is forgetting Who Wants to Marry a MIllionaire! Very Happy
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wylies99



Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do they have "pre-nups" in Korea?
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travelingfool



Joined: 10 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As long as she promised to never get a perm or wear a visor I would be all over that like white on rice.
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weatherman



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No wouldn't marry her, but to be a her toy boy in the hope of a pay off, yes!

See here: http://www.geocities.com/hkhemlock/ox/diary-23may09.html
for May 23rd.

Quote:
So all seems right � Except for one thing. The Face-We-Would-Most-Like-To-Slap-Repeatedly of the Week Award has gone � once again � to Tony Chan, self-proclaimed lover and heir of the late Nina Wang. Like so many other things these days, this so-called Award claims to represent the views of the Hong Kong people. But it does not.

With such a captivating and (unless you are his wife, for some reason) infectious grin that even the most gifted caricaturist would struggle to exaggerate, how could Tony Chan fail to melt the heart of any aging, terminally ill billionaire widow? A few twisted malcontents out there � the sort with a bitter, inborn and irrational hatred for former barmen/lothario/gigolo/Feng Shui charlatan/Zvengali-type characters with allegedly forged wills and creepy-looking bald henchmen � clearly have a big chip on their shoulders about him. But most of us, if we are to be honest, are fans.

Not all men in their early 30s would get into the habit of offering massages, mystic advice and generally adoring, non-platonic company to a woman in her mid-50s, and continue to attend to her as she reached 60, then 65, up to her death at 67, by which time he would still be in the late youth of his mid-40s. But the fact is that HK$33 billion, even if �estimated�, does something for a woman. She could create 8,700 jobs at HK$3,770,114.94 and still have change left over. And that adds a youthful, sensuous, inviting glow, and more. Show me a man who doesn�t think so, and I will show you a liar. Let�s say one tryst a week over 12 years. Round it down a bit for Rohypnol, Viagra, travel expenses and candle-lit dinners a gentlemanly escort would obviously pay for � plus a fairly up-market wardrobe to impress the old girl � and that works out at HK$52 million per encounter, not including the little HK$600 million tips she tossed his way once in a while for schoolbooks or whatever. Most of us, if we are to be honest, are impressed.

The answer to the unspoken question is �Damn right I would�ve!�

Wild American friend Odell swaggers up with a tea tree oil, oatmeal and organic safflower frappuccino. I show him the news of the Award, and he sneers. In his earthy way with words he opines that he would service a smaller ruminant every seven days for such a sum.

�Even a 65-year-old one?� I demand. �I mean, you did say �goat�.� He does a quick mental calculation.

�That�s over six-and-a-half million US dollars a week,� he muses. He looks me straight in the eye. �You betcha.�

It�s a long shot, that story about Nina�s will. But 33 billion� I�d grin like that. Why didn�t I study feng-shui? Most of us, if we are to be honest, are jealous.
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need 2 know



Joined: 10 May 2009

PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2009 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If she's not ugly [Mod Edit], p.m me. Age is just a number. It's how you feel that determines your quality of life.
Very Happy
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RJjr



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Turning on a Lamp

PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2009 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would, but of course I would hit it for free too.
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hellofaniceguy



Joined: 10 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The question should be, "would she marry you?"
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