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[drkalbi]

1. If you choke smurf, what color does it turn?
2. If you od on Viagra, how do they close the coffin?

[Underwaterbob]

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stayed up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?

[BS.Dos.]

If Tommy Cooper were alive today:

I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'

I was reading this book today, The History of Glue. I couldn't put it down.

I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, 'Are you having me on?' I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.'

I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo' He said 'You're closest'

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays'

[SeoulESLteacher09]

wanna hear a clean joke? A man took a bath with bubbles.

wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was his neighbor!

[the oak llama]

Q: Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

A: Fo drizzle


Q: What's E.T. short for?

A: He's got little legs.

[beercanman]

Does Snoop Dogg like bacon?

Fo Sizzle.

[AmericanExile]

This one won a free three day trip to New York. Not at all kidding.

-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Mary
-Mary who?
-Marry Me.

[the oak llama]

[the ireland]

[BS.Dos.]

You should hear some of my students. Most of them have got Bristolian accents now.

[the oak llama]

a: knock knock
b: who's there?
a: ADD
b: ADD wh----
a: Let's go ride bikes!!??


a: knock knock
b: who's there?
a: ADHD!
b: ADHD who?
a: (exits room)

[DorkothyParker]

Q. What's green and has 4 wheels?
A. Grass! I was just kidding about the wheels.

Two atoms are walking down the street. The first one stops in horror and says, "Oh my God, I think I just lost an electron!" The second one pauses. "Are you sure?" he asks. "Yes," is the reply, "I'm positive."

(That second joke always kills the crowds because, you know, people like science.)

[dporter]

Guy walks into his neighborhood bar and orders a Coke. The bartender gives him a look at says, 'No beer today?'

Guy says, 'Last night I got so drunk I went home and blew chunks. No more drinking for me.'

Bartender gives him a look of compassion and says, 'Dude, we all puke sometimes.'

Guy hangs his head and says, 'No man, Chunks is my dog.'

[Cheonmunka]

[semi-fly]

Q: What do you call a dead magician's assistant?
A: An abracadaver.

Q:Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?
A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Q: What did the wicked chicken lay?
A: Deviled eggs.

Q: What did the rabbit say when he fell into a hole filled with water?
A: Oh, well.