Site Search:
 
Speak Korean Now!
Teach English Abroad and Get Paid to see the World!
Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index Korean Job Discussion Forums
"The Internet's Meeting Place for ESL/EFL Teachers from Around the World!"
 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

I threw my cellphone into a river
Goto page Previous  1, 2
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index -> Off-Topic Forum
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
chris_J2



Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: From Brisbane, Au.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:12 am    Post subject: Cellphone Reply with quote

I took my cell phone for a little walk,
Just a little way's with me.
An' as we walked,
Then I would talk
All about its final destiny.

CHORUS:
"Cell phone�, say that you'll be mine;
In our home we'll happy be,
Down beside where the waters flow,
On the banks of the Han Gang Seo ."

I took my mobile�s shiny black hand,
I threw it down the banks of sand,
I plunged it in
Where it would drown,
An' watched it sink, as it floated down.

CHORUS:
"Mobile, say that you'll be mine;
In our home, we'll happy be,
Down beside where the waters flow,
On the banks of the Han Gang Seo."

Returnin' home between twelve and one,
Thinkin', Lord, what have I done;
I�ve ditched the only phone
I had, you see,
Because it would not, respond to me.

The very next day, at half past four,
The sheriff walked right to my door;
He says, "Young man,
Don't try to run.
You'll pay for this awful crime you've done."

CHORUS:
"Mobile�, say that you'll be mine;
In our home we'll happy be,
Down beside where the waters flow,
On the banks of the Han Gang Seo."
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Hanson



Joined: 20 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aONAuZd-L0A&feature=related
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
nathanrutledge



Joined: 01 May 2008
Location: Marakesh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Electronic leash
Pollute the water, NiCad!
I shall miss you not.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Panda



Joined: 25 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My cell phone rings when I want to find out where I put it.

But usually I dont have to know where it is so it rarely rings. Laughing Laughing
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
ekul



Joined: 04 Mar 2009
Location: [Mod Edit]

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be glued to my ear no longer
Microwaves are made for food
Not to fizzle and melt my brain

Be cast into the great wide han
It was your radiation that mutated
The great big monkfish
That created the American monster
THE HOST



(So so bad)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Kwangjuchicken



Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CELL PHONES ARE ---------> Evil or Very Mad
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index -> Off-Topic Forum All times are GMT - 8 Hours
Goto page Previous  1, 2
Page 2 of 2

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


This page is maintained by the one and only Dave Sperling.
Contact Dave's ESL Cafe
Copyright © 2018 Dave Sperling. All Rights Reserved.

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group

TEFL International Supports Dave's ESL Cafe
TEFL Courses, TESOL Course, English Teaching Jobs - TEFL International