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I'm kind of paranoid right now

 
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:25 am    Post subject: I'm kind of paranoid right now Reply with quote

I'm currently downloading a TV show and I keep thinking the police are going to barge in, put a batton to my chest and shove me against the wall, take me down to the police station and make me fill out a false report in order to incriminate myself.

Oh yeah. And make me urinate into a cup to test me for drugs. You know? Just in case.
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phoneboothface



Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd wank into the cup instead.

But if they really came in I don't think they can make you go to the station anyways, right?

Sorry don't want to derail your... thread...
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Hanson



Joined: 20 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, but think of the fame and MP3 possibilities....
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Chet Wautlands



Joined: 11 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We were passed on a message today from the VP. The message: Some foreigners have been caught doing cocaine in Gangnam. Please don't do this.

ha ha
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phoneboothface



Joined: 26 Apr 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chet Wautlands wrote:
We were passed on a message today from the VP. The message: Some foreigners have been caught doing cocaine in Gangnam. Please don't do this.

ha ha


Are you serious? Haha omg. I woulda started my own thread and took a pic of the note. But then again I have too much time on my hands.

But that's awesome.
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP



Joined: 28 May 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:54 am    Post subject: Re: I'm kind of paranoid right now Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
I'm currently downloading a TV show and I keep thinking the police are going to barge in, put a batton to my chest and shove me against the wall, take me down to the police station and make me fill out a false report in order to incriminate myself.

Oh yeah. And make me urinate into a cup to test me for drugs. You know? Just in case.


Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean THEY are not after you.

Even if you're not paranoid, THEY'RE probably still after you.

Oh cr@p... THEY'RE out to get me as well - aren't they...
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