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merrypr4nkster
Joined: 03 Jun 2009
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 Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:16 pm Post subject: Deportation = Free trip home? |
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| Does anyone know about the Korean deportation process? I was thinking... If I could get deported for a petty crime or something, could I get a free flight home? |
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Ramen
Joined: 15 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:20 pm Post subject: Re: Deportation = Free trip home? |
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| merrypr4nkster wrote: |
| Does anyone know about the Korean deportation process? I was thinking... If I could get deported for a petty crime or something, could I get a free flight home? |
First, you must give up your virginity to Korean mafia.  |
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dean_burrito
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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I had a Canadian friend who was teaching illegally and he had to stay locked up at immigration till he could get the funds together to get home. He was even married to a Korean and spend about 10 days there (I don't exactly rememer). He said some other folks had been there quite some time.
I think you will get free room and board though if that helps your finances out. But just how to get in trouble outside of illegal teaching and drugs I don't know. I've seen people do a lot of stupid stuff. Good luck. |
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T-J
Joined: 10 Oct 2008
Location: Seoul EunpyungGu Yeonsinnae
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| Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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| dean_burrito wrote: |
I had a Canadian friend who was teaching illegally and he had to stay locked up at immigration till he could get the funds together to get home. He was even married to a Korean and spend about 10 days there (I don't exactly rememer). He said some other folks had been there quite some time.
I think you will get free room and board though if that helps your finances out. But just how to get in trouble outside of illegal teaching and drugs I don't know. I've seen people do a lot of stupid stuff. Good luck. |
Curious if that was back during the 97 crack down. New a bunch of people deported back then, both married and not. Fun times! |
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dean_burrito
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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| T-J wrote: |
| dean_burrito wrote: |
I had a Canadian friend who was teaching illegally and he had to stay locked up at immigration till he could get the funds together to get home. He was even married to a Korean and spend about 10 days there (I don't exactly rememer). He said some other folks had been there quite some time.
I think you will get free room and board though if that helps your finances out. But just how to get in trouble outside of illegal teaching and drugs I don't know. I've seen people do a lot of stupid stuff. Good luck. |
Curious if that was back during the 97 crack down. New a bunch of people deported back then, both married and not. Fun times! |
Yep. He had semi-celebrity status back then as he was one aloud back into the country. |
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ernie
Joined: 05 Aug 2006
Location: asdfghjk
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| Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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| this thread has FAIL written all over it. on the other hand, you probably get free meal and board being locked up at immi! |
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Chambertin
Joined: 07 Jun 2009
Location: Gunsan
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| Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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You should try to start a new TV show:
American Deportee
You all sit in jail together performing various acts until you get enough votes to pay for a ticket home.
(EDIT): If you get no respoce from the US, try the Yaoi network in Japan. |
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Sland
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Location: Suwon
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| Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know about Korea, but when I got deported from the UK last year for a VISA issue, I had to pay for my flight. Luckily the company (Zoom air) went bankrupt before charging me.
You get (in the UK, at least) free room and board at an immigration center. |
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RobLeeTeach
Joined: 20 May 2009
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| Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:27 am Post subject: |
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| How about going to your embassy and saying everything was stolen. You have no money. etc...etc... I think they'll "lend" you money to get home. |
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KimchiGarden
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
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| Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:02 am Post subject: |
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If you are deported, you get a first class ticket anywhere you want. You even get to keep the flyer miles.
Just walk into any police box and let them know you are a sex offender, and they will fly you first class anywhere.
Serously dude, you should try it. You will not regret it. |
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Young FRANKenstein
Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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| Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:23 am Post subject: |
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| dean_burrito wrote: |
| Yep. He had semi-celebrity status back then as he was one aloud back into the country. |
How loud does one have to be to become a semi-celebrity? |
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