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[mt01ap]

lol this could go on forever..
eats fishhead soup at lunch with co-workers +25
knows the korean name of the fish in the fishhead soup +50

[Zulethe]

Answering your principal's first question upon meeting him, "Do you like Korean women?"

Newb: "Yeah, that's the main reason I came to Korea, to meet as many single Korean women as possible, their soooo hot."


I wonder how many idiot newbs have actually done this?

This might be a pack your bags cause you'll never dig yourself out of the - WAPs.

The correct answer my friends is, "I'm only interested in women of my culture because I just feel more comfortable with them."

[IMF crisis]

[highdials5]

Needlessly uses hangeul when posting on Dave's: +95 WAP

[Kurtz]

^

Right on! I was thinking the same thing. Does it make people feel smart to use Korean on an English website?

[PeteJB]

Using Korean Windows instead of the English one.

[red_devil]

These are all great stuff, funny!

I actually tried to give "realistic" point values.

Wears fake Adidas sandals at work: +30
Uses "aish", "ayyy" and "aigoo" without thinking: +50
Can eat anything: +30
Can cook Korean food: +50
Sings a pretty impressive "Bogoshipda" at the NRB (melts adjumma's hearts everywhere): +50
Bought one of those electric mosquito tennis racquets: +20
Uses those rough sandpaper-like shower cloths: +20
Wears sandals in the shower: +10
Knows all the right trash bag colors: +10
One night stand with club girls: +10
Enjoys the potato, corn, egg, shrimp, kimchi, pizza: +30
Can drink 3 bottles of soju in one sitting: +50
Owns a shiny silver suit: +30
Has cried watching a Korean drama: +500
Slurps soups like a champ: +30
Does the kkkkkkhhh thing after downing shot of soju: +50
Worn sunglasses at night time: +30
Cheered for Korea to win over the USA at both the World Cup and World Baseball: +100
Has given up subway/bus seat for elderly: +30
Likes the sour pickles that come with pizza: +20
Likes Sundae-gook: +20
Likes most Kpop/Khip hop (Big Bang, Epik High, etc): +100
Watches Korean movies, Korean dramas: +200
Has gotten a membership at a PC방: +50
Has survived a night of having the fan on, window and door closed: +100

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Cannot sit cross legged for long periods of time: -30
Cannot do the Korean squat without tearing my Achilles: -100
Didn't know what those blue things on people's cars were: -30
Still feels awkwardly violated and weird when guy friends put their hands around my waist or get too physically close...: -30
Still thinks it's gay to see two guys holding arms crossing the street: -30
Doesn't know how to play Hwatu (Go-Stop): -50
Doesn't like So-Mek or Makoli: -100
Hasn't tried Boshing-tang: -10
Can't shower with a bunch of naked men: -30
Hasn't gone to the Jimjilbang (Spa): -50
Hasn't had some kind of plastic surgery: -30
Hates Girl/Boy Kpop groups: -50
Has not been to Jeju: -30
Doesn't care who owns Dokdo: -200
Doesn't like Starcraft: -300
Likes cats, not afraid of ghosts: -30
Has not used a Korean style toilet: -10
Doesn't own a pair of skinny jeans: -30
Doesn't own a pink tie: -30
Doesn't own a polo shirt with the HUGE polo thing on the front, and the number on the sleeve (why does every Korean guy own this??): -50

[Jane]

[quote="IMF crisis"]

[Emeliu]

I catch myself saying "ah ee geo", "aa ee shii" all the time, and constantly saying "Sheekeoreoweo" or "jajeungna"

[asams]

-Owns a scooter - +30
---Rides scooter on the sidewalk - +20
---Blows through stoplights and crosswalks without stopping for pedestrians or traffic travelling perpendicular to you - +30

-Puts little aluminum cup directly back into cubical sanitizer thingy after drinking from it - +10

-Wears suits to work everyday, no matter how hot/humid it is - +50

-Drinks Maxim coffee, and likes it - +15

-Cried (or almost cried) when Japan beat Korea in the WBC -+50

-Has a CyWorld account - +25

I'm all out for now

[fermentation]

Using KKK instead of LOL when expressing laughter on the internet.

[Goon-Yang]

This is just wrong. I thought the maximum AP you could get for one game was 1000.

We have to make them smaller.

Surviving the scooter gauntlet of death (aka sidewalk) +10 points
- while drink +15 points
-while eating somethng disgusting +15


Boss battle "Drunked Ajjoshi" +50 poits
This is an easy fight depending on the level of you and your party. Make sure to start off hitting hard and chaining combo attacks. If he damamges one of your members make sure to heal immediately (kimchi potion).

Right before he goes down he will group attack you with "vomit, spit blood or soju breath". Be careful of all three.



Boss battle Whiney coworker +50
Easy fight. She does down like a little girl when you use your speacial attack "smash that biatch upside the head with a book"


Final battle Your boss/getting everything owned to you. +100

Some say this battle is fixed and impossible. No faqs or walkthroughts for this battle.

[Zulethe]

[Goon-Yang]

[Clockout]