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asmith
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
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 Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:07 pm Post subject: Are you ugly? |
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I am one of the ugliest humans on the face of the Earth.
I never played sports. I couldn't fight. Don't know how to work on a car. Can't fix anything, really.
Girls avoided me like the plague back home.
How about you? |
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xingyiman
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:17 pm Post subject: Re: Are you ugly? |
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| asmith wrote: |
I am one of the ugliest humans on the face of the Earth.
I never played sports. I couldn't fight. Don't know how to work on a car. Can't fix anything, really.
Girls avoided me like the plague back home.
How about you? |
I was considered quite a handsome guy when I was younger. Age is kind to no one. I wouldn't consider myself ugly but as far as sexiness I'm sure I've seen better years. |
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Chambertin
Joined: 07 Jun 2009
Location: Gunsan
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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I get sprayed with raid when I walk into a building.
Thats considered a positive reaction.
I had a dog sniff my butt and run away yelping once.
Ever since college, be it teaching or attending the rest of the class thinks I'm the Janitor.
Convicted child molesters wont even hang out with me as it ruins their image.
Its ok though I got my copy of how to be Ted Bundy in 10 days. |
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xingyiman
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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| If guys my age wish to get a hot gal, they best go to Thailand. |
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lohengrin
Joined: 16 Mar 2008
Location: Loompaland
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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| People believe me when I tell them I played the role of Gollum in the Lord of the Rings |
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Koveras
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Students will often dong chim my face. It's an honest mistake. |
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Chambertin
Joined: 07 Jun 2009
Location: Gunsan
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Koveras wrote: |
| Students will often dong chim my face. It's an honest mistake. |
+1 |
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alphakennyone
Joined: 01 Aug 2005
Location: city heights
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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| John Malkovich once came up to me and said "I'm sorry" before putting a dollar bill into my soda-cup. I said, "Hey! I was drinking that." |
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beercanman
Joined: 16 May 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:15 am Post subject: |
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| I've been called handsome a few times, after which I was broke. |
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ReeseDog
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified
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| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:29 am Post subject: |
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| Y'all see my avatar? That really is a photo of me. |
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Tundra_Creature
Joined: 11 Jun 2009
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:32 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, but you see, that's a relatively cute dog.  |
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beercanman
Joined: 16 May 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:36 am Post subject: |
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http://oddee.com/item_88803.aspx
20 ugly celebrities
Shane MacGowan (Pogues) photo is bad, damn, for such a great songster.
Here's an amazing part too:
"Wildenstein has allegedly spent almost US$4,000,000 on cosmetic surgery" |
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thoreau
Joined: 21 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Koveras wrote: |
| Students will often dong chim my face. It's an honest mistake. |
I had to look this up. Pretty funny stuff.
I think 'dong chim' is my new toast. |
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Korlingus
Joined: 01 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:22 pm Post subject: Re: Are you ugly? |
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| asmith wrote: |
I am one of the ugliest humans on the face of the Earth.
I never played sports. I couldn't fight. Don't know how to work on a car. Can't fix anything, really.
Girls avoided me like the plague back home.
How about you? |
And now you are a charisma man?  |
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asmith
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:32 pm Post subject: Re: Are you ugly? |
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| Korlingus wrote: |
| asmith wrote: |
I am one of the ugliest humans on the face of the Earth.
I never played sports. I couldn't fight. Don't know how to work on a car. Can't fix anything, really.
Girls avoided me like the plague back home.
How about you? |
And now you are a charisma man? |
I've been married forever. So I'm out of the race. |
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