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endofthewor1d

Joined: 01 Apr 2003 Location: the end of the wor1d.
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:40 am Post subject: |
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fiveeagles wrote: |
Imagine being set free of an addiction like prostitution |
Q: why do you have sex for money?
A: i just can't stop. it feels so good. the only thing better than stirring up the morale of a fat pasty loser with my vagina in my book is having the crap beat out of me by some drug-riddled psycopath who is probably pumping me full of 20 CCs of HIV as well as an unwanted pregnancy.
in short, it's the lifestyle i just can't let go of. |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:17 am Post subject: |
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Hmm...when you did the search query, did you type in "prostitution" "Jesus" or both? |
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endofthewor1d

Joined: 01 Apr 2003 Location: the end of the wor1d.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:34 am Post subject: |
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djsmnc wrote: |
Hmm...when you did the search query, did you type in "prostitution" "Jesus" or both? |
i was curious about the 'non regular workers' protection act'. i typed in "non regular" and this is what came up. if you don't believe me, typie it in for yourself. |
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alphakennyone

Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Location: city heights
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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endofthewor1d wrote: |
djsmnc wrote: |
Hmm...when you did the search query, did you type in "prostitution" "Jesus" or both? |
i was curious about the 'non regular workers' protection act'. i typed in "non regular" and this is what came up. if you don't believe me, typie it in for yourself. |
Nah, not that I don't believe you, but it just seemed funny and your post is so true! |
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itaewonguy

Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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I am Jesus shhhhhh don't tell anyone... |
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beercanman
Joined: 16 May 2009
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:29 am Post subject: |
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Some Japanese dude would disagree..
http://www.oddee.com/item_65612.aspx
#5
"Matayoshi Mitsuo is an eccentric Japanese politician with the conviction that he is the God and Christ.According to his program, he will do the Last Judgement as the Christ but the way to do this is totally within the current political system and its legitimacy. His first step as the Savior is to be appointed the prime minister of Japan. Then he will reform Japanese society and then the United Nations should offer him the honor of its General Secretary. Then Matayoshi Jesus will reign over the whole world with two legitimate authorities, not only religious but also political.
He has presented himself in many elections but he has not won yet. He has become well-known for his eccentric campaigns where he urges opponents to commit suicide by hara-kiri." |
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drkalbi

Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:38 am Post subject: |
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I believe he was a shortstop for the Cubs in the early 80s. |
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Rex Jacobs
Joined: 17 Jul 2009
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:17 am Post subject: |
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I have it on good faith that Jesus was a cool dude. |
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