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[the ireland]

Dog gived me the smarts and the gfit of speeeeling and grammarisationness

[the boy next door]

a handsome ass...

[The evil penguin]

God gave me a sex drive and biological urges.

And then made somebody write a book of rules saying that i must not listen to my biological urges and instinct, and must instead feel guilt if the sex drive God gave me causes me to have thoughts of lust to women....who by the way also were given sex drives and who are also required by the book of rules to pretend they don't, and must feel ashamed if they do..... Oh, if the present that God gave me is too strong to completely ignore, I must slave myself in some kind of weird partnership agreement to one women...who after the agreement is made will suddenly will decide that her biological urges are not so strong afterall.....


Thanks God. And a special thanks for causing my korean girlfriend to start going to church again.... In my next life I'm gonna worship satan.

[yawarakaijin]

Amen brother.

[earthbound14]

[.38 Special]

The Good Lord gave me a lot of things (many of which I did not and would not ask for), but he did give me a piece of advice:

Theism is faith in the unexplainable. Atheism is faith that the unexplainable is explainable. Agnosticism is standing with your sausage in your mittens at a brothel and not knowing which way the door ought to swing.

Of the three, I choose Agnosticism.

Personally, I don't think God gives you things. I find it more comforting (e.g., that God does not hate me) to believe that God made the cards, and they are all lovely cards, but they are dealt at random.

So enjoy your fine things in life, chumps, but don't thank Jesus. It might not hurt, though, to throw the Big Man some props, 'cause, when the game's over, your scores will be tallied most judiciously.

Anyhow, what's the deal with expats constantly babbling about religion? It's bad enough that the nonreligious are obsessed with religion, but must the religious also obsess about it?

Seriously. GAWD. wtf. Lawdy. Ham.

[aboxofchocolates]

[T-dot]

Nothing hopefully.

I would find it terribly unsettling to talk to and receive things from imaginary people.

[endo]

[itaewonguy]

god left me out this time around... gave talents to others in my family.. I figure I must of been a king or some rich merchant in my past life, so he just let me cruise in this life with no special talents and will hook me up in the next life

[Joe Batts Arm]

God gave me a great sense of humour and an outrageously positive attitude. God tempered those gifts with a healthy dose of naivete, which has bitten me on the butt a few times!