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Bronski
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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Mirror Mirror On the Wall +5
Groom yourself at any reflexive surface you can find, such as a subway window or advertisement frame. |
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Snake Doctor
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Bronski wrote: |
Mirror Mirror On the Wall +5
Groom yourself at any reflexive surface you can find, such as a subway window or advertisement frame. |
That was good. I have faith in the Z man. |
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Bronski
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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Advanced Grooming +8
Take a picture of yourself with your cell phone, observe the picture, make a few changes to your appearance and take another picture. Repeat until you acheive the desired result. |
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Bronski
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:38 am Post subject: |
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They're just like people! +10
Feed potato chips and dried squid to animals at the zoo.
Hmm... This Would Look Good On My Cyworld Page +10
Wait in line with a large group of Koreans for your chance to get your picture doing the V with your fingers in front of an approved tourist photo spot. +5 if you upload said photo to your Cyworld page. |
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Chambertin
Joined: 07 Jun 2009
Location: Gunsan
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:38 am Post subject: |
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Never say die, more than twice +50
Keep the bumps going in a good thread despite the risk of gulag justice.
Mile High Kimchee + 100
Special Order the Korean meal on Korean Air and sit back and delight in the looks you get from passengers and staff alike.
Bobblehead + 40
Pick a random ajushi walking tword you and keep that smile and nodding going for over 10 bobs.
+20 if they are wearing more than one piece of camoflauge clothing.
In line bowling +150
Find a long line at a municipal center and crash it. Walk straight through the long hospital � etc. line like a pro No B.S. ajushi and get that fine service you require without talkback from staff or those in the queue. |
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Bryan Saxton
Joined: 01 May 2009
Location: Eugene, OR
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| Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:16 am Post subject: |
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Like a Zantetsuken in the wind +200 WAP
Create a popular thread, then get banned for just being yourself once the masses finally take notice of you.
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Lol, that was awesome.
I hope he's not really banned. |
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Rex Jacobs
Joined: 17 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:19 am Post subject: |
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I'm Blingin' 20 WAP
Purchase a shiny silver suit off the rack at E-mart and wear it.
Mr. Charisma 20 WAP
Ride in a subway car or bus and have a Korean willingly sit next to you for the duration of your trip. |
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cdninkorea
Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:33 am Post subject: |
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Caviar Taste ? WAP (male only)
Have a gorgeous Korean girl walk by and not check her out. At all.
Reasons may include: knees too knobby, bad shoes, small pimple on face, etc. |
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Chambertin
Joined: 07 Jun 2009
Location: Gunsan
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| Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:00 am Post subject: |
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| Bryan Saxton wrote: |
Lol, that was awesome.
I hope he's not really banned. |
Unfortunately he was...
Blink 10-7B +50WAP
Lure someone into an akward / unwanted conversation and keep it going by using the super sympathy blink. Not just one, but about 4 blinks per word to keep it authentic.
Ajusshi magic category.
Well its been nice knowing you all but this had to be said:
Ragaing *beep*-Moans +150 WAP (oops auto edit, it rymes with hormones)
Discover fist hand the difference between single and twin barber poles.
Accidental discovery +50.
Newb indoc catagory |
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Chambertin
Joined: 07 Jun 2009
Location: Gunsan
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| Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:39 am Post subject: |
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Look Ma...I don't have the HIV 20 WAP
Passed your HIV test
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Multiple award:
It just wont stick to me - Rank (n) +1*rank WAP
n = number of years tested AIDS free
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Makes me think also. Anyone ever heard of someone discovering they have AIDS by getting tested as they hit Korea?
Just bag it +10 WAP
Make the clerk aware you brought a bag to the market before they automatically give you one. +10 bonus if it is from a competing store. |
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Snake Doctor
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:48 am Post subject: |
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| Rex Jacobs wrote: |
I'm Blingin' 20 WAP
Purchase a shiny silver suit off the rack at E-mart and wear it.
Mr. Charisma 20 WAP
Ride in a subway car or bus and have a Korean willingly sit next to you for the duration of your trip. |
I like the way you roll brother!  |
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Chambertin
Joined: 07 Jun 2009
Location: Gunsan
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| Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:40 am Post subject: |
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Although this is a long standing trade secret of mine... Keep the thread alive.
Insufficient displacement +40 WAP
If it is smaller than a turd just flush it. Why carry or store your food garbage for a family of one or two. Works for paper too.
Its the new garbage disposal~@! |
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Rex Jacobs
Joined: 17 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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The Ruraljuror/Demophobe Waygook Hater Award 100 WAP
Be in possession of an F2 or F5 visa, (preferably an F5 to prove how worthy you are) a Korean wife and child. When you have acquired these things, renounce your waygookness and hate on every waygook who is not like you. |
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Rex Jacobs
Joined: 17 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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The Evil Penguin Award 20 WAP
Awarded for hating on a specific group of Waygook...ones of the American persuasion. |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Rex Jacobs wrote: |
The Evil Penguin Award 20 WAP
Awarded for hating on a specific group of Waygook...ones of the American persuasion. |
I'm flattered.
The 'I can't handle criticism of my home-country' Award 10 WAP
self-explanatory |
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