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Maserial
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web
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| The evil penguin wrote: |
| Maserial wrote: |
| This is the thread I'd been waiting for my entire life, and I hadn't even realized it until just now! |
Do you have a sister/mother/grandmother/aunt/great aunt/maid/female neighbour/toilet cleaner? |
None of the above, sadly, but I'll see if Bea Arthur's down with taking a walk on the wild side and get back to you. |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:14 am Post subject: |
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| The evil penguin wrote: |
| Maserial wrote: |
| This is the thread I'd been waiting for my entire life, and I hadn't even realized it until just now! |
if your avatar is actually a picture of you, you're definitely allowed to join us here. Are you female?? (hard to tell in the pic)...if not, do you have a sister/mother/grandmother/aunt/great aunt/maid/female neighbour/toilet cleaner? My lonely broken heart still beats for companionship... the tundra-beast damaged me...but with love (or wild raunchy erotic and slightly kinky love-making) i will survive.... |
Give her another chance.
Or else this might be your last chance of love ---->  |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:18 am Post subject: |
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| Maserial wrote: |
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| Maserial wrote: |
| This is the thread I'd been waiting for my entire life, and I hadn't even realized it until just now! |
Do you have a sister/mother/grandmother/aunt/great aunt/maid/female neighbour/toilet cleaner? |
None of the above, sadly, but I'll see if Bea Arthur's down with taking a walk on the wild side and get back to you. |
YAHOOOOOOO!!!! but she's not really hairy enough for me.... (although the wrinkles are sexy...)
Hey CHICKEN! tell that heartless tundra beast that i don't miss her at all. Ok? tell her that i never think about her..never ..you got that NEVER ...
i don't dream about those furry white thighs at night...nor do i lust over those shaggy breasts... you tell her that... make her regret ever ditching me..ok ok???ok?? go on... |
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Tundra_Creature
Joined: 11 Jun 2009
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:53 am Post subject: |
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I didn't ditch you!
... I just stood you up... *Cough*
But I can be a better woman! I swear! Let me embrace you in my warm, fuzzy bosom and let bygones be bygones!
Surely, even a penguin so evil can have a heart? |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:58 am Post subject: |
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| Tundra_Creature wrote: |
I didn't ditch you!
... I just stood you up... *Cough*
But I can be a better woman! I swear! Let me embrace you in my warm, fuzzy bosom and let bygones be bygones!
Surely, even a penguin so evil can have a heart? |
YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*the evil penguin rushes out of the room and down to the local LG mart to see if they have any cans of whipped cream* |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:00 am Post subject: |
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| And Bea Arthur died a couple of months ago. |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:13 am Post subject: |
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| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
| And Bea Arthur died a couple of months ago. |
*the evil penguin pauses in his frantic search for a can of whipped cream (before the tundra beast loses her fetish for flightless birds) just long enough to reply to Kangjuchicken: "That's ok! i hear they embalmed her pretty well"* |
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Maserial
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web
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| Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:14 am Post subject: |
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| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
| And Bea Arthur died a couple of months ago. |
I know. He's an evil penguin, after all. |
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aboxofchocolates
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Location: on your mind
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| Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:32 am Post subject: |
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| Maserial wrote: |
| This is the thread I'd been waiting for my entire life, and I hadn't even realized it until just now! |
Holy crap, your avatar is that thing from the never ending story!!! you are coolest non-human ever. |
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Tundra_Creature
Joined: 11 Jun 2009
Location: Canada
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He with Horns on Head
Joined: 19 Aug 2009
Location: Cybergoat farm
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| Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Can goats apply to post in this thread, or are hooves frowned upon by you webbed toe and claw fellas? |
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Tundra_Creature
Joined: 11 Jun 2009
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Well, a goat is a non-human, so I see no problem! Besides, we need a goat. Baby kids are cute. :3 They're the new mascot for Telus cellphones! |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:35 am Post subject: |
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| He with Horns on Head wrote: |
| Can goats apply to post in this thread, or are hooves frowned upon by you webbed toe and claw fellas? |
that depends...are you really a goat....or SATAN?!?!?!
Satan is not allowed. He keeps breaking the TOS and making the mods cry... |
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tzechuk
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:25 am Post subject: |
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| Hahaha... awesome thread. |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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| tzechuk wrote: |
| Hahaha... awesome thread. |
hey Chicken.... i've got a funny feeling this 'tzechuk' is a human. I think we need some kind of initiation test before she is allowed in........ |
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