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thegadfly
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Samurai Blur
Joined: 20 Aug 2009
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Hahaha! I can't stop laughing at the last paragraph! 
Sounds too typical to be real. |
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tampabulls
Joined: 20 Sep 2009
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| In 2005, KCNA said a man sailed through a volley of bullets to defect to the North. The South's military said at the time his family suspected he was drunk. |
lmao |
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roadwork
Joined: 24 Nov 2008
Location: Goin' up the country
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| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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He is now under the warm care of a relevant organ," KCNA said.
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redaxe
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| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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| tampabulls wrote: |
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| In 2005, KCNA said a man sailed through a volley of bullets to defect to the North. The South's military said at the time his family suspected he was drunk. |
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No kidding... I've done some pretty boneheaded things while drunk, but nothing like DEFECTING TO NORTH KOREA. I wonder what that guy thought the next morning when he woke up with a hangover and the reality of what he'd done slowly dawned on him... |
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DWAEJIMORIGUKBAP
Joined: 28 May 2009
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"He is beside himself with Remorse for having accomplished this heroic deed," the North's KCNA news agency said. It identified the defector as Kang Dong-rim, 30.
Fixed. |
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hobakmorinam
Joined: 22 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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OK,new rule...
No drinking soju when you are within walking distance of North Korea.
Are we all in agreement? |
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halfmanhalfbiscuit
Joined: 13 Oct 2007
Location: Seoul
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I think he was quite disgruntled. He'd been a Samsung worker, but "of late" working on a pig farm?? How does that happen?
Anyway, that would be a killer hangover. |
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Olivencia
Joined: 08 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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Him being drunk was just an excuse...he just really wanted to meet many of those great looking North Korean chicks  |
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ReeseDog
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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| hobakmorinam wrote: |
OK,new rule...
No drinking soju when you are within walking distance of North Korea. |
Okay, this makes the "best quotes" thread.
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fermentation
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| I wonder if the "I was drunk" excuse would work when he tries to escape back, gets caught and sent to a gulag. |
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Manuel_the_Bandito
Joined: 12 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Bravo his life. Good riddance. Every year South Korea should invite anyone who wants to defect to board a boat, tow it out to neutral waters, and let a North Korean tug tow it in. That might reduce the population of extreme idiots slightly. |
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steveinincheon
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
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Well sounds like he had good reason to flee:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8329165.stm
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Police in Jinan county 180 km (110 miles) south of Seoul, where Mr Kang worked, said he had been wanted since late September on charges of assaulting the owner of the farm where he worked.
Na Jun-bae, a senior Jinan county police officer, told AFP news agency that Mr Kang had worked for the farm for two months before he assaulted the owner with a blunt object and ran off.
The owner needed three weeks of medical treatment. |
Let the North have him. In a couple years time he'll probably be wishing he just coughed up the blood money. |
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TheUrbanMyth
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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"He is beside himself with Remorse for having accomplished this heroic deed," the North's KCNA news agency said. It identified the defector as Kang Dong-rim, 30.
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"He is beside himself with remorse for having accomplished this idiotic deed" the North's KCNA news agency said. It identified the defector as Kang Dong-rim, 30.
Now it's fixed. |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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I thought the NORKs were supposed to be good shots. How does one swiftly sail through a wave of bullets?
Regardless this is pure gold.
I wonder if the SKs are having as good a chuckle over it as we are? |
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