Korean Job Discussion Forums

[drkalbi]

Q: How can you tell a tough Lesbian bar?

A: Even the pool table has no balls.



Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A: It's not hard.


Q: What�s the difference between Canada and Minnesota?

A: In Canada, Moosehead is a beer. In Minnesota, it�s a misdemeanor.



Two Irish guys walk out of a bar�









What? It could happen

[Countrygirl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV1zK8zRCPo

I imagine this is what some of my students wish they could say to me about having to study English

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5jlrxcpkI&feature=related

This always makes me laugh. From an immigrant family so I can vouch for the truth of it.

[.38 Special]

Whaddyacallit when a guy goes down on a mensturating woman?
B***h au jus.

Yes, I am evil.

I was told this by a Chinese visiting student while in University.

A Chinese guy, a Japanese guy, and a Korean guy are lost in the desert.
They come across a lamp and optimistically rub it, and, lucky for them, a genie came out.
First, the Japanese man wished: "I want out of this desert!"
Poof!
Second, the Korean guy wished: "I want out, too, but with money, too!"
Poof!
Lastly, the Chinese guy wished: "I want them both back here."

The fellow who told me that then added a lesson to the story: "You cannot trust the Chinese, they are cunning!"

[cj1976]

South Korea and North Korea are still at loggerheads and they've yet to sign an official peace treaty.
The biggest problem is that neither side can say 'sorry'.