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caribmon
Joined: 26 Oct 2009
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 Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:13 pm Post subject: I love you guys |
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| Your stories make me keel over laughing on the floor. You help other people find jobs. You do hilarious things and post "what should I do?". Back when I lived in the hood, people would come to my house at midnight, wake me up, to try to sell me papayas. I used to live between 3 bars that played 3 different songs every night til 2am, restarting at 7am. My neighbor had schizophrenia and he would be drunk by 7am, yelling, "My name is Howell Hector! Mama Mort Aruba! NOT ENGLAND!" all day long... until 11pm. I had chickens living in my house and they would lay eggs on my shelves. Sometimes, I would come out of the shower and there would be a person in my house changing their clothes to go to the beach. Once, I woke up and there was a man sleeping in my living room. I went to the beach and didn't disturb him. Everyone in the village "had a woman for me, when I'm ready". I used to cut bamboo on the hill and carry it back on my head and everyone would laugh. "o-dee bamboo now?" They would say. People would walk around the village naked as a joke. Some people would eat old bread off the ground. My neighbor tried to sell me his wife. Those were the days... Sitting by the bay with the whole village bumping to Tupac and Demarco. |
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Old Gil
Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Location: Got out! olleh!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Thread of the year! |
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PIGFACESOUPWITHRICE
Joined: 17 Nov 2009
Location: Electron Cloud
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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I guess you're okay too. I dunno, haven't even met you.
NOT ENGLAND! |
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Nemo
Joined: 28 May 2006
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Cool schtick. |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| lol wut? |
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mc_jc
Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Location: C4B- Cp Red Cloud, Area-I
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:19 pm Post subject: Re: I love you guys |
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| caribmon wrote: |
| Your stories make me keel over laughing on the floor. You help other people find jobs. You do hilarious things and post "what should I do?". Back when I lived in the hood, people would come to my house at midnight, wake me up, to try to sell me papayas. I used to live between 3 bars that played 3 different songs every night til 2am, restarting at 7am. My neighbor had schizophrenia and he would be drunk by 7am, yelling, "My name is Howell Hector! Mama Mort Aruba! NOT ENGLAND!" all day long... until 11pm. I had chickens living in my house and they would lay eggs on my shelves. Sometimes, I would come out of the shower and there would be a person in my house changing their clothes to go to the beach. Once, I woke up and there was a man sleeping in my living room. I went to the beach and didn't disturb him. Everyone in the village "had a woman for me, when I'm ready". I used to cut bamboo on the hill and carry it back on my head and everyone would laugh. "o-dee bamboo now?" They would say. People would walk around the village naked as a joke. Some people would eat old bread off the ground. My neighbor tried to sell me his wife. Those were the days... Sitting by the bay with the whole village bumping to Tupac and Demarco. |
I think that's the key word in this thread.
But a good read. |
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vaticanhotline
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
Location: in the most decent sometimes sun
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Old Gil wrote: |
| Thread of the year! |
That phrase is being bandied about quite a bit lately. It's quite clear, however, that while this thread certainly has potential, it can't be judged as that until it attracts as least as many posters as that one about the towel-whipping fool/troll, which for my money IS the thread of the year. It is gas though, OP. Real bring you back to earth stuff. |
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