Korean Job Discussion Forums

[seonsengnimble]

Q:What do the ram in the faculty computer at my school and Korea's president have in common?

A:They're both 2MB.

Q:Why did the Korean man freeze to death in the winter?


A: Because he lives in a 집

And here's an esoteric one for ya:

Q: What's the difference between Korean children and the children of South Park in this week's episode?

A: Korean kids go to a 동물원 whereas the children of southpark went to a 똥 물원.

This one isn't mine and isn't a pun, but here goes:

A Korean man and an American man get into a car accident. The Korean man's car flips over and gets badly damaged. The American man gets out of his car and rushes over to the Korean man's car. He pulls out the Korean and asks him "Are you ok?" The Korean man replies "I am fine, thank you. And you?"

[earthbound14]

1 - A little kid came running into his mother's bedroom late at night crying about his new blanket.

His mother asked him what was wrong with it and he said

It's ebul 이불

2 - Knock, Knock

Who's there?

소

소 who?

소주 wanna let me in and stop asking stupid questions already?

[themagicbean]

What do you say when the wait staff brings you your fries?

감자 합니다.

[seonsengnimble]

[Lonewolf]

What do you call a Korean with one dog?
A farmer.
What do you call a Korean with 2 dogs?
A rancher.

[detourne_me]

So Mr. Kim started a new job at an American construction company.
On his first day the foreman came up to the crew and said "Alright, this afternoon we're going to the new site. Bob, you should bring the wood. Joe, remember to bring the scaffolding. Mr Kim, can you please bring the supplies?"

Later at the construction site, the foreman says "Great, Bob's here with the wood, and Joe just pulled up with the scaffolding. But where is Mr. Kim?"
Then from behind a pickup truck, out jumps Mr. Kim screaming, "Supplies!"

[Panda]

[earthbound14]

Will Smith had a bit of misfortune and lost all of his money. He was so poor he had to work at a Korean restaurant to make ends meet.

One day while serving food a very pretty girl came into the restaurant. She was awe struck by the site of this handsome man. She then ordered nothing but a bowl of rice.

Will noticed the girl staring at him while ordering nothing but rice so he wandered over nonchalantly then leaned in closely and asked "Do you wanna get Ji-gae with that?"

[detourne_me]

This joke is from one of my students:
What time of the year is it impossible to find bees and snakes?

노뱀벌

[nautilus]

What does a skater say before bumping into another skater?

Oh no!