Korean Job Discussion Forums

[Mint]

Made a slideshow:
http://s991.photobucket.com/albums/af37/koreathesparkling/?action=view&current=8d11f5e4.pbw&t=1262409136

[goesslry]

don't forget for lands: jjimjjilbang/sauna

[Xuanzang]

Wall:
Korean apartment

Artifact:
Black leggings

Creatures
Hagwon director
Principal

[tanklor1]

- Pink light district.

- Itaewon

- DVD bang

- Hogwan mom

- Rain (Singer)

- Ban Ki Moon

- Pool hall

- Riot bus

- Subway car

- E-mart/Homeplus greeter

- Jeju-do

[Privateer]

Brilliant thread.

- Mountain ginseng/insam

- Singing request (co-workers make target creature sing at a Noraebang)

- Haejangguk (hangover cure soup)

- Han

- Hagwon boss

- Park Ji Seong

[Steelrails]

Creatures
Seo Taiji
KangTa
H.O.T.
Lee Hyori
Kim Hee Sun
Y.E.Yang
Park Tae Woo
Kim Young Sam
Chung Moon Jung
Ho Dong

Artifacts/Enchantments
Warm-up suit- +0/+3
Hiking Gear- +1/+2, must control at least 1 mountain.
Sun Visor- Target female creature gains +0/+2
Fake Neck Tie/Sparkly Tie +1/+1, an additional +1/+1 when combined with Shiny Suit.
Louis Vuitton Bag- Sacrifice a male creature. Target female creature gains +2/+2
Burberry Scarf- +0/+1
Hair Gel- +0/+2 to any male creature
Skin Bleach- Target female creature gains +2/-1
Tanned Complexion- Target female creature -2/-1

Sorceries
Volleyball Game/Volleyball Day- Taps all target employees
Church Lunch- All creatures gain +1/+1 until end of turn
ChooSeok- Add 3 colorless mana to your mana pool.

Instants
Discipline Stick- All teachers get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Heads Down (discipline measure where kids kneel on the ground and put their head on the ground, fine the first 20 seconds, increases in pain thereafter) Target attacking student deals zero damage this turn.

Cell Phone Call- Counters any spell. Play as an interrupt.

[Mint]

Ok working on the atm.

As a small twist I think we should add Weigook cards. So what sterotypes of ourselves can we turn into cards?

Remember, I need pics!

Weigooks:
Earnest Teacher
Party Monster
Creep
Old Hand
Wanderer
White Girl in Hanbok
Angry E2
Lifer
3D Worker
Trader
Shopkeep

What kind of legendary weigook runs amok in these here parts?

More? Remember, I wanna play these with my little siblings so let's keep them relatively PG.

[Xuanzang]

[Mint]

What's the IMF?

[Xuanzang]

[Steelrails]

Thin Cigarettes: +1/-1 to any adjosshi.

White Sneakers: First Strike. +1/+1 if equipped with Shiny Suit. Equip only on Koreans

Junichiro Koizumi- 3/4 T: Tap an opponent's Korean creature of your choice. All Korean creatures under your control are -1/-0 while Junichiro Koizumi is in play. "Japan will honor it's dead at the Shrine"

Board Shorts: +0/+2 to any weigook.

Ripped Jeans: +1/+1 to any weigook. -1/-1 to any Korean

Band T-Shirt: +0/+1 to any weigook. +1/+1 when equipped with Ripped Jeans.

Dirty Sneakers: First Strike. +1/+1 When equipped with ripped jeans. Equip only on Weigooks.

IPod: Target Weigook gains T add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

Papa Johns (Instant): Gain one life for each Weigook you control

Foreign Beer (Instant): Tap up to three target weigooks under your opponents control. They cannot use any T abilities with this tap.

Country Music (Instant): All attacking weigooks gain +1/+0 all defending Koreans gain +0/-1

Not Girlfriend, English Friend (Instant): Target male weigook is -3/-0 until end of turn.

Blood Money(Instant): The caster gains 1 life for each attacking creature under an opponents control. If the attacking creature is a weigook, the caster gains 2 life, instead of 1.

Mystery Meat (Instant): Deal 3 damage to any weigook creature.

Justice System (instant): If target defending creature is a waygook, it may not block any attacking Korean creatures.

Xenophobia (Sorcery): All attacking Koreans gain +2/-1 and Trample. Opponent must have 1 weigook card under his control.

Failed Drug Test (Sorcery): Return Target weigook creature from the game to the controller's hand.

Local Girl (Enchantment): Target Male Weigook creature is -1/+3

Gyopo: 1/1. When cast the caster must declare whether the gyopo is a Korean or a weigook. The caster may spend 3 colorless mana to change the gyopo's status. (Land)walk.

U.S. Soldier: 3/4.

Gus Hiddink: Legendary Creature. 2/2. All Korean creatures under your control gain +1/+0 as long as Gus Hiddink remains in play.

[Mint]

B E A UTIFUL

I'll whip these up tomorrow. It's end of desk warming for me today folks!

[misher]

Sorry I can't contribute any pics to this awesome thread. I can't wait to see the waegook cards. puahahahah!

[Goon-Yang]

I'm sure someone mentioned it but here I go into geek mode.

Whirling Waegook.

This is a green 1/1 creature with protection from yellow. Everytime whirling waegook damages a Korean (eats kimchi) it gains a permanent +1/+1 marker.

Great with magical hack.


Let's try power 9 ( I owned 3 sets once...I wuz awesome)

Mu goong Hwa (black lotus) tap and sacrifice to place three kimchi tokens into your kimchi pool. Used as an interupt.

Moxes...whatever

Sidewalk (timewalk) used as an interupt. Target play takes another turn.

Kimbap twister (time twister)

Ancestreal recall (no need for a new name)





Enchantments

Black belt in TKD adds -1/-1 to target creature.

Bali enchanted creature can attack on the round it was summoned. Bali causes 1 damage to creature in combat (bumping into shit)

High heels. Target creature gets trample+rampage

Mini skirt. All male creatures can not block or attack this round.

KOREA INVENTED THAT! (enchant artifact) target artifact becomes the permanent property of target Korean player.

Racism (enchant world) all white creatures gain a -1/-1 counter to a min of 0/1.



Interupts/instants Disenchant (target player loses all interest in the game (korea))


Red interupt. two red mana. called Pork (fork)


Balance white players loses all creatures, lands and cards. Korean players can play all permanents as an instant (via Eureka).

TEACHA>>I WANT A+. As an instant target player must redraw his/her whole hand.

Cunning target of this interupt can look at target player's hand and remove 1/2 his cards.

Kunning target player can discard half his hand and draw the same number of cards.



I ahve to sleep. I could seriously do this all night...lol.

BEST THREAD EVA OP!

[mc_jc]