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Teen cuts off manhood, throws it away
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madoka



Joined: 27 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:56 pm    Post subject: Teen cuts off manhood, throws it away Reply with quote

I'm sure this will make his ex-girlfriend come running back to him!

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/home/central-java-man-cuts-off-own-*beep*/366451

Jilted Java Teenager Cuts off *beep* and Throws it Down Well

Devastated by the news that his girlfriend was going to marry another man, a teenager from a village in Central Java cut off his own *beep* in a fit of despair.

Any hopes of reattaching the severed member were dashed after the 19-year-old threw the appendage into a well and it could not be found by residents of Bantasari village.

Sugeng Budi Susanto, director of Cilacap General Hospital, said on Monday that it was extremely fortunate that medical personnel were able to save the life of the teenager, who was identified only by the initials AMD.

He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss, Sugeng said. �It was a critical time,� he said. �Cutting off a *beep* can be fatal.�

Sugeng said that after several days in the intensive care unit, the teenager had been transferred to a standard recovery room, though he was being provided with additional security to ward off the swarm of journalists besieging the hospital.

Sugeng appealed to journalists not to bother the family given the sensitive nature of the injury.

�The patient is in shock over what he experienced,� he said. �Reporters can ask the family about this case, but do not interfere with their comfort.�

Though family members declined to comment, a source confirmed that AMD had cut of his *beep* after he discovered his girlfriend intended to marry another man.

�The sliced-off *beep* has not been found,� the source said. �Allegedly, AMD threw it into the well with the intention of committing suicide because he thought nobody would be able to save his life.�

Sugeng said the teenager had still not spoken to anyone about the incident. �He�s still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone.�
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

self-Bobbittulation?

file that under suicide attempt
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Street Magic



Joined: 23 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Teen cuts off manhood, throws it away Reply with quote

madoka wrote:
Sugeng Budi Susanto, director of Cilacap General Hospital, said on Monday that it was extremely fortunate that medical personnel were able to save the life of the teenager, who was identified only by the initials AMD.


Really?

This is a perfect example of why people who oppose euthanasia out of hand need to think their stance through a little more.
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jiberish



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid people are stupid
lol
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conrad2



Joined: 05 Nov 2009

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope he made a wish as he threw it into the well.
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flakfizer



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In other news, bottled water sales in central Java have gone up more than 800 percent.
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Radius



Joined: 20 Dec 2009

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

conrad2 wrote:
I hope he made a wish as he threw it into the well.

lol,

but seriously, can you just imagine the utter horror he will be experiencing in a month or so when he cares less about the x misses, and hes standing there dickless? Razz
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She probably left him for being so cocky!
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a shame he got cut off
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like he got separated before he could even get married!
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When his woman left him, he also lost a little part of himself
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After she left, he was stumped
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Radius



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

just stop while your ahead ole buddy ole pal Smile
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conrad2



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Since you left, Im not the man I used to be."
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flakfizer



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Radius wrote:

but seriously, can you just imagine the utter horror he will be experiencing in a month or so when he cares less about the x misses, and hes standing there dickless? Razz

Mourning wood.
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