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madoka

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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:56 pm Post subject: Teen cuts off manhood, throws it away |
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I'm sure this will make his ex-girlfriend come running back to him!
http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/home/central-java-man-cuts-off-own-*beep*/366451
Jilted Java Teenager Cuts off *beep* and Throws it Down Well
Devastated by the news that his girlfriend was going to marry another man, a teenager from a village in Central Java cut off his own *beep* in a fit of despair.
Any hopes of reattaching the severed member were dashed after the 19-year-old threw the appendage into a well and it could not be found by residents of Bantasari village.
Sugeng Budi Susanto, director of Cilacap General Hospital, said on Monday that it was extremely fortunate that medical personnel were able to save the life of the teenager, who was identified only by the initials AMD.
He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss, Sugeng said. �It was a critical time,� he said. �Cutting off a *beep* can be fatal.�
Sugeng said that after several days in the intensive care unit, the teenager had been transferred to a standard recovery room, though he was being provided with additional security to ward off the swarm of journalists besieging the hospital.
Sugeng appealed to journalists not to bother the family given the sensitive nature of the injury.
�The patient is in shock over what he experienced,� he said. �Reporters can ask the family about this case, but do not interfere with their comfort.�
Though family members declined to comment, a source confirmed that AMD had cut of his *beep* after he discovered his girlfriend intended to marry another man.
�The sliced-off *beep* has not been found,� the source said. �Allegedly, AMD threw it into the well with the intention of committing suicide because he thought nobody would be able to save his life.�
Sugeng said the teenager had still not spoken to anyone about the incident. �He�s still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone.� |
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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self-Bobbittulation?
file that under suicide attempt |
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Street Magic
Joined: 23 Sep 2009
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:23 pm Post subject: Re: Teen cuts off manhood, throws it away |
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| madoka wrote: |
| Sugeng Budi Susanto, director of Cilacap General Hospital, said on Monday that it was extremely fortunate that medical personnel were able to save the life of the teenager, who was identified only by the initials AMD. |
Really?
This is a perfect example of why people who oppose euthanasia out of hand need to think their stance through a little more. |
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jiberish

Joined: 17 Jul 2006 Location: The Carribean Bay Wrestler
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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Stupid people are stupid
lol |
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conrad2
Joined: 05 Nov 2009
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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| I hope he made a wish as he threw it into the well. |
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flakfizer

Joined: 12 Nov 2004 Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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| In other news, bottled water sales in central Java have gone up more than 800 percent. |
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Radius
Joined: 20 Dec 2009
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:06 am Post subject: |
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| conrad2 wrote: |
| I hope he made a wish as he threw it into the well. |
lol,
but seriously, can you just imagine the utter horror he will be experiencing in a month or so when he cares less about the x misses, and hes standing there dickless?  |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:20 am Post subject: |
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| She probably left him for being so cocky! |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:22 am Post subject: |
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| It's a shame he got cut off |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:24 am Post subject: |
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| Sounds like he got separated before he could even get married! |
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djsmnc

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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:28 am Post subject: |
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| When his woman left him, he also lost a little part of himself |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:32 am Post subject: |
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| After she left, he was stumped |
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Radius
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:34 am Post subject: |
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just stop while your ahead ole buddy ole pal  |
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conrad2
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:00 am Post subject: |
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| "Since you left, Im not the man I used to be." |
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flakfizer

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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:50 am Post subject: |
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| Radius wrote: |
but seriously, can you just imagine the utter horror he will be experiencing in a month or so when he cares less about the x misses, and hes standing there dickless?  |
Mourning wood. |
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