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Chucky
Joined: 21 Apr 2010
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 12:43 am Post subject: The ultimate Korean t-shirt |
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Today I saw a woman getting out of the bus. She had a multi-colored shirt on and it said in huge white letters "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS SAYS".
And indeed. She didn't. |
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DorkothyParker

Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: Jeju
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 2:22 am Post subject: |
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gg
I just wish this trend extended to tattooing like Westerners with kanji. |
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pangaea

Joined: 20 Dec 2007
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 4:55 am Post subject: |
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The best t shirt I ever saw in Korea was on an obviously pregnant Korean woman. It said "We should not be lovers," in big letters. |
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Chucky
Joined: 21 Apr 2010
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:00 am Post subject: |
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I once saw a fat little boy wearing a shirt that said "Making love is easy". |
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banjois

Joined: 14 Nov 2009
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:18 am Post subject: |
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I have seen the ultimate T-shirt, and it is, without a doubt, "LADY, I'll always remember the look in your eyes when we fist."

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murmanjake

Joined: 21 Oct 2008
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:20 am Post subject: |
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How about the shirts with giant pot leaves on them? I've seen a few people wearing them...
My girlfriend claims that people think they are maple leaves...
Today I saw an older guy on the subway wearing a girly pink/purple cap. It said(and I copied this down after maneuvering myself into a better vantage point)
Sporty and Feminine
The powerful and sexy women are back
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Cerulean
Joined: 19 Aug 2009
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:39 am Post subject: |
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Banjois, you win. That is the best.
I thought my M3 kid with the chocolate bar named peanut butter motherfu@@@ on his tee was the best. Not anymore.
I truly laughed out loud. Thanks. |
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Chucky
Joined: 21 Apr 2010
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 6:04 am Post subject: |
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One of the girls in my 4th grade class was wearing a shirt with MC Hammer on it. I said to her "You like MC Hammer?" and I pointed to her shirt.
She just said "He is black uhh."
The strange thing is that it was this lime green shirt with a bright red picture of MC Hammer. |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010 Location: England/Anyang
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 6:37 am Post subject: |
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I saw a jacket type thing with USA written below a Union Jack flag, but that's all I got. |
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.38 Special
Joined: 08 Jul 2009 Location: Pennsylvania
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:20 am Post subject: |
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Globutron wrote: |
I saw a jacket type thing with USA written below a Union Jack flag, but that's all I got. |
That's what you'd call rreeaallyy vintage  |
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GoldSoundz

Joined: 12 Jun 2008 Location: Pohang
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:41 am Post subject: |
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.38 Special wrote: |
Globutron wrote: |
I saw a jacket type thing with USA written below a Union Jack flag, but that's all I got. |
That's what you'd call rreeaallyy vintage  |
Awesome reply!
So last Friday I saw the trifecta:
1) "Money Over Bi t ches" on a miniskirted, high-heeled student.
2) A guy with a shirt that said "Actually, I like a little junk in the trunk" with a treasure chest clip-art graphic.
3) A girl with a shirt that said "Strictly for my ninjas" and some dancing ninjas beneath.
It's in a small town college, but it took me back to urban America. They were all shirts I'd seen before in the US, probably pirated images. And then Monday, a student with with a shirt that said "Makin' knots" above a roll of US currency. On the back? "Don't get it twisted!". Indeed.
I could spend the bulk of my day jotting down the insanity I see. |
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 11:48 am Post subject: |
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my all time favorite was one of my first grade students( a 6 year old kid). She wandered into my classroom one morning and proudly showed me it because it had so much English on it.
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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
Choose a BEEP!ing big television, choose washing machines, cars,
compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good
health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed
interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your
friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a
three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of BEEP!ing fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the BEEP! you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing
game shows, stuffing BEEP!ing junk food into your mouth. Choose
rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable
home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, BEEP!ed up
brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life |
Her version didn't have the BEEP!s, btw. |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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One of my former 6th grade girls had a jacket that said, or rather advertised,
"Sexy Girl, Escort for Hire". To be honest, I found that one a little disturbing. |
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morrisonhotel
Joined: 18 Jul 2009 Location: Gyeonggi-do
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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There's one kid who wears a top with "he is my boyfriend" written on it. I had no idea how to explain that one to him. |
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Kreation
Joined: 01 Nov 2008
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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cj1976 wrote: |
One of my former 6th grade girls had a jacket that said, or rather advertised,
"Sexy Girl, Escort for Hire". To be honest, I found that one a little disturbing. |
morrisonhotel wrote: |
There's one kid who wears a top with "he is my boyfriend" written on it. I had no idea how to explain that one to him. |
sure these weren't from your twisted brains?
a buddy of mine had a big ass shirt with "CASH or CREDIT accepted" |
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