Korean Job Discussion Forums

[shawner88]

Finish this sentence:

You've been in Korea too long when...

(ex. you buy a dog and dye its ears pink or blue.

[meatball]

You don't give ajumas your seat on the bus--cuz you're pretending to sleep!

[autumneve]

..when you ask for another bowl of garlic and more pickeled fish guts.

[Derrek]

When you used to be totally against (and very upset with the idea of) inflicting physical pain on teenage students, but you now wish you could crack some knuckles with a stick.

[FierceInvalid]

You think to yourself "You know, this Cass actually tastes pretty good!"

[mack the knife]

Your hair begins to turn gray (and you're under 30...and it's not genetic)

Your hair begins to recede (also under 30...and it's not genetic)

You develop permanent "red eye", smack dab in the middle of your right eye only

You don't get sick anymore 'cause all the bugs have already nominated you the headliner DJ of their party

When the kids say "Fokk You!" you don't get angry...you say "No, no no, it's FFukk You"

[lawyertood]

. . . an ajashi comes up to you and says, "Son, you really should cut back on that drinking."

or


. . . you start telling your friends that you think Ha ri su is kind of hot!

(and then an ajashi comes up to you and says, "Son, you really should cut back on that drinking.")

[indiercj]

When you start thinking that the little green bottle might actually be sexier than your gf.

(Ooh. Gimme that sam-gyup-sal, gimme that gob-chang too.)

[Chonbuk]

When you see Korea town in a Hollywood movie, and start reading the Korean, and forget that it was filmed in the States.

Chonbuk

This morning with 8 mm...

[matko]

When your Korean guy friend starts rubbing your leg and you actually find it comforting.

[jajdude]

....When English starts to sound foreign.

When you understand the Korean around you too well.

[kimcheeking]

when you wake up to the Veggie truck screaming out the prices and you think to yourself damn that's a good deal, get up, and buy some.

when you think that g.o.d and f.i.n.k.l.e are cutting edge pop

When your konglish is better than your English

when your Korean is better than your konglish

when you start protesting without any reason and you have a red bandana for the occasion.

[Rand Al Thor]

when the highlight of your life is looking forward to the next eslcafe shinding whether it be at the free crocodile or not

you've started to notice that not every Korean girl is a super hottie

[shawner88]

you start drawing pictures of ddung in your spare time.

[The Great Wall of Whiner]

..you tell your family back home how awesome it is here...