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Princess Soraya
Joined: 30 Oct 2008
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 Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:44 pm Post subject: Not even safe in the restroom! |
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| As I stood brushing my teeth in the restroom, a Jehovah's Witness decided that the time was ripe for a sermon. She wasn't put off by the fact that the toothpaste was running out of my mouth as I was prodded into answering her inane questions. These people REALLY need to draw the line somewhere! |
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ThingsComeAround
Joined: 07 Nov 2008
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| Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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Here's what you do:
Lean in, give her a nice warm hug
Then break wind. Loudly.
Leave. |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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| You brush your teeth in public restrooms? Wow, you are almost Korean. |
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mmstyle
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: wherever
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| Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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They pounced on my husband and I when we were out walking one day. He said, "We're atheists," and kept on walking. She gave up immediately.
Does it matter if it is true or not? It worked. |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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Louis C.K. said something about when in doubt, just act crazy. People respect crazy.
Just say something totally off the wall.
Most importantly get them to start having to answer questions. Like "Where's the money you owe me???" or "My fungal ointment and hemorrhoid creme hasn't arrived yet and it's been 7 days" That usually gets people running. |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
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| Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| My first month in Korea a guy standing next to me at a urinal tried to shake my hand mid-pee. |
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Radius
Joined: 20 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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Just start preaching back about how JESUS was IN FACT the MESSIAH an HE is ALSO GOD! That should keep them from ever returning. My grandma loves when they come to her door because she gives them a good "witnessing" to instead of them givig one to her  |
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tefain
Joined: 19 Sep 2007
Location: Not too far out there
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| Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:08 am Post subject: |
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| Underwaterbob wrote: |
| My first month in Korea a guy standing next to me at a urinal tried to shake my hand mid-pee. |
Are you sure he was trying to shake your hand? |
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Princess Soraya
Joined: 30 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:26 am Post subject: |
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| Steelrails wrote: |
Louis C.K. said something about when in doubt, just act crazy. People respect crazy.
Just say something totally off the wall. |
I would if I were out and about, but this was at uni... |
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Princess Soraya
Joined: 30 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:27 am Post subject: |
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| redaxe wrote: |
| You brush your teeth in public restrooms? Wow, you are almost Korean. |
It was in the university restroom close to my office.  |
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Princess Soraya
Joined: 30 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:27 am Post subject: |
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| tefain wrote: |
| Underwaterbob wrote: |
| My first month in Korea a guy standing next to me at a urinal tried to shake my hand mid-pee. |
Are you sure he was trying to shake your hand? |
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tomato
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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The Worldwide Church of God, which follows the New Jerusalem Mother, came to my house one day.
I looked up the word for "Evolutionist" on my electronic dictionary, showed it to them, and told them that that was what I was.
They gasped in horror.
That might work on the Jehovah's Witnesses also. |
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Illysook
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
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| Radius, I think that I would like your grandmother. Everyone should witness to the witnesses, even nonbelievers...and then if we pray for these witnesses to be effective, maybe the JW's will convert and quit with the door knocking. Then we can work on the Moonies and whoever else...do they still have the Moonies here in Korea? |
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Princess Soraya
Joined: 30 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:56 am Post subject: |
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| tomato wrote: |
The Worldwide Church of God, which follows the New Jerusalem Mother, came to my house one day.
I looked up the word for "Evolutionist" on my electronic dictionary, showed it to them, and told them that that was what I was.
They gasped in horror. |
Brilliant idea!!! |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang
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I always wanted to open the door, and then look kindly, but then faint at the doorway, and see what they'd do.
Don't think I could pull off a convincing faint though. If they stay around, when you awake, explain that their ideas are so intensely moronic (mormonic haha) that you physically couldn't handle it.
They might be more careful in future naggings. |
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