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So you think you're funny--a challenge.
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Seoultrader



Joined: 18 Jun 2003
Location: Ali's Insurgent Inn, Fallujah

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

komtengi wrote:
Seoultrader wrote:
I have what feels like a marble in my ass......

Crying or Very sad


its probably a stick and could be the reason you walk funny


You could at least be courteous enough to utilize a rubber before viciously penetrating my tender receptacle in such a violent way...
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seoultrader wrote:
komtengi wrote:
Seoultrader wrote:
I have what feels like a marble in my ass......

Crying or Very sad


its probably a stick and could be the reason you walk funny


You could at least be courteous enough to utilize a rubber before viciously penetrating my tender receptacle in such a violent way...


I'm guessing you say that to all the boys.































better stop, because


Father Geoghan did, and now he's dead! Smile Very Happy Laughing
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little mixed girl



Joined: 11 Jun 2003
Location: shin hyesung's bed~

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Toby



Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Wedded Bliss

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But people would laugh at me being a transvestite.
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Squid



Joined: 25 Jul 2003
Location: Sunny Anyang

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once told a gag on open mic. in a club. I was pretty well drunk but got the timing right and the audience laughed Shocked

I was so encouraged by their response I told another, which was so filthy they booed me offstage Laughing

Like a noreabang, do it once, do it right and retire.
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sparkx



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a sample of the killer, gut-busting material i'd be throwing out...

(From the Korean Jokes thread
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?p=273480&highlight=#273480 )



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Toby



Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparkx wrote:
Here's a sample of the killer, gut-busting material i'd be throwing out...

(From the Korean Jokes thread
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?p=273480&highlight=#273480 )





Is that the same picture or are you just getting more attractive?
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sparkx



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unfortunately this is the only picture I have where I look half decent. In all my other photos I look pretty worn-out and chubby (the camera adds 10 pounds you know). Maybe this weekend I'll snap another pic to post. Maybe of me cutting a rug in hongdae or rippin' up the dancefloor at limelight...we'll see.

If I were to ever frequent one of these get togethers though, I would no doubt sport my sunday best...tank top, sandals and daisy dukes (with the pockets hanging down).
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Toby



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

little mixed girl wrote:
stand-up comedy is a lot harder than deadpan oneliners said with a straight face and thrown out randomly during a convo.
if it was a contest like that, then perhaps...perhaps...


Thnaks. While I never have drawn a cheque, I have done the amature night as well as Open Mike.

Here's a question:



































May I play with those headrests of yours that the Korean dudes find so appealing?
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little mixed girl



Joined: 11 Jun 2003
Location: shin hyesung's bed~

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Man known as The Man wrote:
little mixed girl wrote:
stand-up comedy is a lot harder than deadpan oneliners said with a straight face and thrown out randomly during a convo.
if it was a contest like that, then perhaps...perhaps...


Thnaks. While I never have drawn a cheque, I have done the amature night as well as Open Mike.

Here's a question:

May I play with those headrests of yours that the Korean dudes find so appealing?

lol
---> (.)
there u are~ =D
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peemil



Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I'm invited I'll do it... I'm a cunny funt.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm funny too.... but looks aren't everything....
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="little mixed girl"]
The Man known as The Man wrote:
little mixed girl wrote:


May I play with those headrests of yours that the Korean dudes find so appealing?

lol
---> (.)
there u are~ =D



I had a late night and I could use your pillows right about now.
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little mixed girl



Joined: 11 Jun 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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