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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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What's clear is that it's time to bring back the Michigan-Ohio border war. For too long we have suffered incursions from the south. First we will liberate the oppressed people of Toledo and reunite them with their northern brethren, restoring the Mud Hen-Tigers corridor. We'll be greeted as liberators. Our crack legions should be on the outskirts of Sandusky by nightfall. Next, the strategic rubber depot of Akron. Dennis Kucinich will be reinstated as Governor-General of Cleveland. Jacobs field razed to the ground and salt plowed into its fields.
TUEBOR!
I can see it now, the Statue of Woody Hayes draped with a Michigan flag and yanked down by tank and the head dragged through the streets.
Detroit, at least we aren't Flint.
Oh wait, ah crap..... |
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Died By Bear
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Location: On the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
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Baby this town rips the bones from your back
Its a death trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get out while were young
`cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run |
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Mr. Kalgukshi
Joined: 19 Jan 2003
Location: Here or on the International Job Forums
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| Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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