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[Smaug the Golden]

Hello ESLers, I am Lord Smaug The Golden of the Northern Mountains or if you prefer a rather surly indolent Esl teacher who could loose a few pounds. I observe my Realm and have some feelings about myself:

1: Koreans are getting fatter these days.- This is a sad thing as I like to talk to cute university girls in a flirty and harmless manner in comfy public trapped spots be they on the subway a clerk or a barrister. Mind you I am not poking these young sweet ladies just chatting to entertain and amuse my great bulk. But I am discouraged from doing these blessed orations when they seem to be growing fatter - but still very well washed and clean minding me of tempting plump dressed turkeys I might gulp for yule time.

2. Koreans are dumping the fat and thin wise and foolish monkey english howlers alike from jobs- thankfully not may expat esl monkey bois have planning enough to stay in a cheap place and try for a new job but instead jettison their English hot airs to Red Commie land for some little China girls or sadly end up in drunken doped out obscurity in some full moon party orgy on a Thai island. Still I am hopeful no better looking young guy or cute girl steals my job. Ain't donating a penny shilling when you catch hepatitis in Thailand and come back and start to die of liver cancer and beg for cash.

3. Korea will being all friendly with Japan and together they will start world war 3 after they shoot at a Chinese jet that flies over their concrete platform anchored to those submerged rocks just NW of Jeju.

4. I still do not know why I stay in Korea. I am bored everywhere I go no mater what of the 30 countries I've been too. Korea bores me too but I am too scared to get a job in the USA because I read it will collapse in 2017 according to Russia - just like Russia did - when they default on all their debts. I do not want to get killed by emo goth hip hop 17-22 year olds welfare card rioters. Do you think I be safe in Korea? Should I try to live in Gangwando on a farm and prepare with kimchi, hite, and dried squids. (where can I get guns and ammos in korea? I need to prep for doomsday.)

5. I am worried about Korea. It seems like they are not having enough children and there are too many empty giant apartment complexes. In America plenty of teens be having sex and getting plenty of kids to live in them apartments and trailers. Korean girls seem to be all planning and careful. When they do has sex with their husbands they be all up inside with Birth controls and only having 1 kid. (If you're a Kind hawt Korean American girl or hawt Korean lady contact me and we can marry and have some very cute half kor/wht kids. I would prefer a really rich kind and somewhat pretty heiress who has a place in Kangnam and Kangwando Bunker complex with lots of shrimp chip bags stored as well. But if you are doing the toilet cleaning at Cosco but a real sweet heart I can always continue to do great teaching here. You fat guys with hawt Korean wives can hook me up with your wife's sister if she is a sweety like your own)

I has to get home now so see you

[Lucas]

[The Cosmic Hum]

[Hokie21]

It appears IPIK has a new persona.

[denverdeath]

[El Bandito]

I think it is The Great Toad. He hasn't posted in a long time.

[atwood]

Smaug, that was golden.