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sparkx



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com

PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

simulated stereo wrote:
Dolemite wouldn't sweat it, so why are you?


Don't get me worng, I am one bad ass mofo and I do intend on spreading the seed, slappin' some hoe's and knockin' the occasional foo' out when i'm there - that's a given. I just dont wanna get my pimphand severed in the process.
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royjones



Joined: 26 Mar 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol.. we can only dream.. haha
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sparkx



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com

PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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lol.. we can only dream.. haha


Meaning what exactly Abby?
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Harin



Joined: 03 May 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparkx wrote:
simulated stereo wrote:
Dolemite wouldn't sweat it, so why are you?


Don't get me worng, I am one bad ass mofo and I do intend on spreading the seed, slappin' some hoe's and knockin' the occasional foo' out when i'm there - that's a given. I just dont wanna get my pimphand severed in the process.


do ya jive like dolemite in real life too? Laughing
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royjones



Joined: 26 Mar 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparkx wrote:
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lol.. we can only dream.. haha


Meaning what exactly Abby?


lol.. take that anyway u like..
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sparkx



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com

PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harin wrote:
do ya jive like dolemite in real life too?


I jive like warm early morning milk in the udder of a Guernsey dairy cow

royjones wrote:
lol.. take that anyway u like..


Roy, you're about as mysterious as the retarded korean kid who eats dirt in the alley beside my apartment.

Even though i'm really enjoying the brilliant, witty banter we have going here, I unfortunately have much more productive things to do with my time like sticking my scrotum in a toaster oven.
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparkx wrote:
Even though i'm really enjoying the brilliant, witty banter we have going here, I unfortunately have much more productive things to do with my time like sticking my scrotum in a toaster oven.


Toasty balls??? Scrumptious!

I was talking to the Chica on the phone the other day. She's on a business trip in the Phillipines, and I thought that it'd be heaven for her. But she said that the place was dangerous, and she just works and then goes straight to her hotel afterwards. If you're worried about your ass, you could take that lame-o route.
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sparkx



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zyzyfer wrote:
I was talking to the Chica on the phone the other day. She's on a business trip in the Phillipines, and I thought that it'd be heaven for her. But she said that the place was dangerous, and she just works and then goes straight to her hotel afterwards. If you're worried about your ass, you could take that lame-o route.


It's funny you mentioned this. I was making plans earlier today to conduct my workshop in the conference room of the hotel i'll be staying at (specifically in Dummam) when i was informed that i'll be in the field delivering training (ie. ripping around from place to place)..no choice but to let 'er dangle I guess. If i get clipped, I just hope my mom stumbles upon this site and finds my contributions to print out and share with future generations of Sparkx's (assuming my pseudonym refers to my last name...therefore my sisters kids and their kids and their kids kids would be the ones who would read my posts from this site as they lay in bed at night before falling asleep)
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sparkx



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh ya...

Did I mention that Roy "the voice of reason" Jones is as mysterious as the retarded korean kid who eats dirt in the alley beside my apartment??

Just in case I forgot to mention it...

Roy "the voice of reason" Jones is as mysterious as the retarded korean kid who eats dirt in the alley beside my apartment!
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

royjones wrote:
sparkx wrote:
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lol.. we can only dream.. haha


Meaning what exactly Abby?


lol.. take that anyway u like..


WELL, I take it as pretty darn selfish of you to give p the goods on your expert dating tips, Abby.
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skindleshanks



Joined: 10 May 2004

PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparkx wrote:
This morning i was told exactly where i'll be heading - Dubai, Oman and Dummam (Saudi Arabia)..


Did you say beheading? Shocked

That's what I'd worry about in Saudi Arabia!
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sparkx



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Did you say beheading?


Funny...but i bet you'll feel like a big bag of poop if this actually happens to me. I guess i'll get the last laugh then...
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danyuk



Joined: 17 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hope your being paid a lot cause in Saudi ud get at least double u'd get here; sounds like there trying to make a lot of money out of u?
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posco's trumpet



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Paji eh Wong



Joined: 03 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparkx wrote:
Harin wrote:
do ya jive like dolemite in real life too?


I jive like warm early morning milk in the udder of a Guernsey dairy cow

royjones wrote:
lol.. take that anyway u like..


Roy, you're about as mysterious as the retarded korean kid who eats dirt in the alley beside my apartment.

Even though i'm really enjoying the brilliant, witty banter we have going here, I unfortunately have much more productive things to do with my time like sticking my scrotum in a toaster oven.


This brings up an important question. Who would win a fight between Dolemite and Roy Jones Jr?
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