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Missing source of summer delight
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hiteinmypants



Joined: 05 Jun 2004
Location: dirtyside of town

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 5:52 pm    Post subject: Missing source of summer delight Reply with quote

I know it was on my packing list last time i came to the kingdom.
How could i leave out my most prized and depended on tool of
summer enjoyment on this trip?

Korea is already tough on my summer etiquette of shirtless, shoeless,
soberless ecstasy.
Somebody please tell me where i can find a good frisbee.
My fingers are cramping into chalk (yes my school is that poor)
holding position and i am beginning to consider taking up
lame street badminton .

please please please.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I find that sationery stores carry some of the weirdest, most unlikeliest do-dads. You might find one there.

But you sure as H should be able to find one in the sporting goods section of E-Mart/Carrefour, et al.

Sparkles*_*
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hiteinmypants



Joined: 05 Jun 2004
Location: dirtyside of town

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yah. ive already been to my local carrefour and emart.
found nothing there.

what i would like.....

is someone who has actually seen a frisbee
to let me on this knowledge

not some obvious advice from someone whos
arse cheek hasnt left a computer chair since they got here.

anybody real out there?
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desultude



Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Dangling my toes in the Persian Gulf

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They don't weigh much- have a friend send you one.
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Pyongshin Sangja



Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Location: I love baby!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll sell you mine for W50,000. It's a beauty.
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hiteinmypants



Joined: 05 Jun 2004
Location: dirtyside of town

PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

W50 000???? have you touched it with your thieving hands?
the characteristics might be tainted... ie i think it will fly CROOKED.
i would rather buy a frisbee factory.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hiteinmypants wrote:
yah. ive already been to my local carrefour and emart.
found nothing there.

what i would like.....

is someone who has actually seen a frisbee
to let me on this knowledge

not some obvious advice from someone whos
arse cheek hasnt left a computer chair since they got here.

anybody real out there?


As I sit, quietly typing this, there just happens to be a yellow frisbee next to me, atop my big-ass CD collection.

I have no idea how it got here. I'm not a big frisbee pansy...er, fan. But, yet, here it is. Will wonders ever cease?

And, no, fluffykins, you can't borrow it.

Retard.

Sparkles*_*
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Paji eh Wong



Joined: 03 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why are you sending secret messages to squaffy?

edit: nevermind. forget I asked.
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tongdaemoon- i know i've seen them there (a while ago- maybe somebody who has been there recently can give an update).
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hiteinmypants



Joined: 05 Jun 2004
Location: dirtyside of town

PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
As I sit, quietly typing this, there just happens to be a yellow frisbee next to me, atop my big-ass CD collection.

I have no idea how it got here. I'm not a big frisbee pansy...er, fan. But, yet, here it is. Will wonders ever cease?

And, no, fluffykins, you can't borrow it.

Retard.

Sparkles*_*


wow a computer slug with a vertebrae. suprised but not impressed.
i guessed you had a big-ass, how bout losing your frisbee in it.
maybe it will stop the eternal flow of crap that you divulge on the world.


thanks bulsajo, maybe everyone on this forum isnt a useless whiner. maybe.
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just because



Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Location: Changwon - 4964

PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is it like having a hite in your pants???

I'd imagine pretty uncomfortable and it must look awkward when you walk down the street.

A bit like the elephant man only downstairs.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hiteinmypants wrote:
Quote:
As I sit, quietly typing this, there just happens to be a yellow frisbee next to me, atop my big-ass CD collection.

I have no idea how it got here. I'm not a big frisbee pansy...er, fan. But, yet, here it is. Will wonders ever cease?

And, no, fluffykins, you can't borrow it.

Retard.

Sparkles*_*


wow a computer slug with a vertebrae. suprised but not impressed.
i guessed you had a big-ass, how bout losing your frisbee in it.
maybe it will stop the eternal flow of crap that you divulge on the world.


Both you and I know that that is impossible.

Sparkles*_*
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ryleeys



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: Columbia, MD

PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sparky is probably the last guy on this forum we can accuse of being a computer geek... have you seen the hotness that is his wife?


(plus, when he leaves the computer every day, I know I can go over and make sure Wifey doesn't get lonely)
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hiteinmypants



Joined: 05 Jun 2004
Location: dirtyside of town

PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 5:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Sparky is probably the last guy on this forum we can accuse of being a computer geek... have you seen the hotness that is his wife?
(plus, when he leaves the computer every day, I know I can go over and make sure Wifey doesn't get lonely)



should we start judging the world based on korean girls standards??
weve all seen enough mistakes in itaewon to know better.

you seem to be caught up in a less stable more distasteful world then
the computer geek.

Just Because: yes having hite in my pants is uncomfortable, but it mostly runs down my leg instead of binding into a freakish growth. although i can do an elephant impression from the front, thats unrelated and much funnier than the elephant man.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hiteinmypants wrote:

you seem to be caught up in a less stable more distasteful world then
the computer geek.


And you seem, good sir, to be quick to bite the hand that feeds you. Read again my reply to what I assumed was an honest question on your part (although part of me knew it was troll-bait).

I don't know where you got the computer geek part from, either. I don't know a byte from a bit (ha ha), and my PC has been ravaged by numerous viruses and adware since I purchased it last winter. I'm too busy and too computer-dumb to have it fixed.

Pretty stupid, right?

You know what's even more stupid, 3DN? Not being able to find a place where you can buy a frisbee, that's what. You'd have to be borderline retarded to have trouble finding a place like that.

PS - please respond in poetic verse. I miss that.

Sparkles*_*
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