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saharzie
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Kwangjuchicken
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 Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:01 pm Post subject: Re: North Korean infiltrations? |
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My sources tell me that a few smaller holes were recently discovered in the area. Although the puropse of these smaller holes are still unknown, one source close to the story has been quoted as having said, "All I know is that the holes seem to be about the size of a standard North Korean Chicken".
We are keeping a close eye on this situation and further updates will be posted as soon as possible.
This is Kwangjuchicken reporting live close to a mysterious hole.
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J.B. Clamence
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| Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Maybe it's just a kimchi run. |
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Mashimaro
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| did you guys no there is actually a 'rat out a korean spy' hotline number. Our korean teacher told us about it. pretty funny they actually have a staffed phone number for just that purpose. |
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dogbert
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| Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Mashimaro wrote: |
| did you guys no there is actually a 'rat out a korean spy' hotline number. Our korean teacher told us about it. pretty funny they actually have a staffed phone number for just that purpose. |
Ask about the reward... |
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hellofaniceguy
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When it comes to money and rewards....the majorty of the population, over 90% I feel would turn in their mother if the price was right!
Ex BF's and Ex GF'S...ex husbands/ex wifes....turn 'em in for free! Or 100 bucks at least! |
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Kwangjuchicken
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| Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:25 am Post subject: Re: North Korean infiltrations? |
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| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
My sources tell me that a few smaller holes were recently discovered in the area. Although the puropse of these smaller holes are still unknown, one source close to the story has been quoted as having said, "All I know is that the holes seem to be about the size of a standard North Korean Chicken".
We are keeping a close eye on this situation and further updates will be posted as soon as possible.
This is Kwangjuchicken reporting live close to a mysterious hole.
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This just in.
Dr. Kluck, the chair of the Department of Poultry Science at KFCU said that a chicken feather was found stuck in the wire of one the small holes.
Although the feather does closely resemble that of a North Korean Chicken, no conclusive statment can be made at this time.
The chicken feather in question has been taken to KFCU where it will under go extensive DNA testing. Dr. Kluck stated, "We started developing an extensive data base of North Korean Chicken DNA several years ago just in case of such an emergency".
At present, there is no immediate cause for alarm. However, South Korean residents are advised to keep a look out for any suspisious looking chickens, and report them to local authorities.
This is Kwangjuchicken reporting live near the hole where the chicken feather was found. |
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gypsyfish
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| Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:00 am Post subject: |
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| Last I heard it was going north. |
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krats1976
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| Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:17 pm Post subject: Re: North Korean infiltrations? |
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| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
My sources tell me that a few smaller holes were recently discovered in the area. Although the puropse of these smaller holes are still unknown, one source close to the story has been quoted as having said, "All I know is that the holes seem to be about the size of a standard North Korean Chicken".
We are keeping a close eye on this situation and further updates will be posted as soon as possible.
This is Kwangjuchicken reporting live close to a mysterious hole.
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This just in.
Dr. Kluck, the chair of the Department of Poultry Science at KFCU said that a chicken feather was found stuck in the wire of one the small holes.
Although the feather does closely resemble that of a North Korean Chicken, no conclusive statment can be made at this time.
The chicken feather in question has been taken to KFCU where it will under go extensive DNA testing. Dr. Kluck stated, "We started developing an extensive data base of North Korean Chicken DNA several years ago just in case of such an emergency".
At present, there is no immediate cause for alarm. However, South Korean residents are advised to keep a look out for any suspisious looking chickens, and report them to local authorities.
This is Kwangjuchicken reporting live near the hole where the chicken feather was found. |
This begs the question: Does communist chicken taste different from capitalist chicken? |
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yemanja
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I just heard on CNN that they are attributing the hole to a defector going north!  |
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Swiss James
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I find this defector going north story a bit hard to believe- maybe I've just been brainwashed by the capitalist puppet-masters ( ) but it seems an awfully high risk to take to get to a country where people are starving and you're unlikely to be able to find any relatives you know on that side of the border. |
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yemanja
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| Swiss James wrote: |
| I find this defector going north story a bit hard to believe- maybe I've just been brainwashed by the capitalist puppet-masters () but it seems an awfully high risk to take to get to a country where people are starving and you're unlikely to be able to find any relatives you know on that side of the border. |
Ya Think? |
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Swiss James
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| wolves did it. End of story. |
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rok_the-boat
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| I see - if they can't catch whoever 'crossed the line' OBVIOUSLY heading south they now want us to believe, well, it musta been someone heading north. Well - according to the news - maybe so. But, might it not also be an NK spy returning back to his nest? Guess we'll never know. |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
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| Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:31 am Post subject: Re: North Korean infiltrations? |
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| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
My sources tell me that a few smaller holes were recently discovered in the area. Although the puropse of these smaller holes are still unknown, one source close to the story has been quoted as having said, "All I know is that the holes seem to be about the size of a standard North Korean Chicken".
We are keeping a close eye on this situation and further updates will be posted as soon as possible.
This is Kwangjuchicken reporting live close to a mysterious hole.
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This just in.
Dr. Kluck, the chair of the Department of Poultry Science at KFCU said that a chicken feather was found stuck in the wire of one the small holes.
Although the feather does closely resemble that of a North Korean Chicken, no conclusive statment can be made at this time.
The chicken feather in question has been taken to KFCU where it will under go extensive DNA testing. Dr. Kluck stated, "We started developing an extensive data base of North Korean Chicken DNA several years ago just in case of such an emergency".
At present, there is no immediate cause for alarm. However, South Korean residents are advised to keep a look out for any suspisious looking chickens, and report them to local authorities.
This is Kwangjuchicken reporting live near the hole where the chicken feather was found. |
**************LATE BREAKING NEWS**********************
We interrupt this thread with a special report about the chicken feather that was found in the mysterious hole on the DMZ. Reporting live from the hole is Kwangjuchicken.
Yes. Thanks Bob. We are now into the 4th day of this mystery. And, it still might be some time until we get some good answers to some very important questions. The questions that are on everyone's mind are, Is it a chicken feather? And, if it is, is it a North Korean chicken feather?
And, of course, if it does turn out to be a North Korean chicken feather, what effect will it have on world wide terrorism, global warming, nuclear weapons in the middle east, oil prices, the US presidential elections, and most importantly, the price of chicken eggs in South Korea.
At present, the UN is taking this situation quite seriously. A source close to this story has reported that a top ranking official in the UN said, "This hole must be probed".
We are still waiting for the DNA report from the tests being conducted by Dr. Kluck at KFCU.
Once again. All korean residents are asked to keep a close watch out for any strange chickens or chicken related activity and report it at once to local authorities.
This is Kwangjuchicken reporting live from the mysterious hole where the chicken feather was found.
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