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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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Had a kid who, when lessons started to reach fever pitch level, would stand up, grab his crotch, and squeal with excitement.
Also had to tell a kid that poking other students in the eye with a pencil was not a good thing. He went for a kid's eye and hit him in the brow. 2 cm lower and he would have been blinded.
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Told the spoilt, teenage receptionists daughter she was an 'ugly little monster'. |
Your teenage receptionist has a daughter?
Can I have her number? |
I don't know, man. She already has one ugly little monster in her life.
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peemil
Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa
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| Don't put paper in the gas heater... |
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trigger123
Joined: 08 Sep 2004
Location: TALKING TO STRANGERS, IN A BETTER PLACE
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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Lizara wrote:
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| "Anna, put your pants back on." |
i have had a week of madness with some of mine, i swear there is something in the water some days. so far it has featured
'Yo-Jin, please don't eat the scissors!'
'Jong-soon, do you have a big orangutan?' (in a game of Go Fish. i'm sorry but it sounds like an awful innuendo to my schoolboy humour!)
i guess this counts as i had to assist in this strange 'punishment', but when a kid loses a game, my co-teacher likes to get them out in front of the class. she turns them around so their backs are facing the other students, then makes them write their name, using their a** as a pencil. the sight of seeing 6 grade 2's jiggling themselves around while the others were in hysterics was very very funny... especially as i found myself intervening to correct a spelling mistake!
''eun-kyong, you spell it like this...!"
argh!! |
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james_baldrey
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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| Best one i ever had was telling some kid in a thai business college to put his rat/mouse/ hairy animal back in his pocket! Frightened the hell out of me the first time i saw it! |
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hojucandy
Joined: 03 Feb 2003
Location: In a better place
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:53 pm Post subject: 621 |
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recently one of my adult students asked me what "to pry" means.
she is in her mid-twenties.
i asked her if she had a boyfriend... she said yes.
so i asked her "does he kiss you?"
she said yes.
so i asked "how does he kiss you?"
then quickly - as she started to look uncomfortable i said - "that is prying"
i know this student well and knew she would handle the situation. i would not suggest this method with everyone 
oh yes - i also told one of my students that he is a disgusting racist bigot and that i did not want to teach him anymore 
last year i had to tell an elementary school boy to stop flashing his penis at the girls....  |
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thorin
Joined: 14 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Put your hamsters in your pencil cases, it's time to study. |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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| "spacefrica... it's africa, only IN SPACE!" |
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waterbaby
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Location: Baking Gord a Cheescake pie
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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Classic thread
Please take your baby chicken out of that plastic bag  |
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weatherman
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Please shut up your dog, and put it back in its doggie bag. (It was a little toy dog which had its own purse like bag, so it could be carried around. I told this to a guy.) |
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