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Vanilla or chocolate?
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tommynomad



Joined: 24 Jul 2004
Location: on the move

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:58 am    Post subject: Vanilla or chocolate? Reply with quote

I'm not talking dairy queen, either. I'm talking about the deed. Gettin' down. It.

So much keyboard energy on the board goes to dating, sex, etc. And the judgements & epithets (as with any topic on any BB) fly. But I suspect that deep down, most of us are way too WASPy & uptight to even admit to our real sexual proclivities, let alone discuss them.
I've even seen people hail the lack of judeo-christian shame ethic as one of the great things about sex here in Buddhist Korea. But I've also seen people bemoan latex.
So what's the story, morning glory:
"Yahoo for Korea where my hangup-free nature fits in" or "Please don't ask difficult questions and let me go back to meloveyoulongtimejoe.com?" PVC? Pitchers/Catchers? Amyls? Watersports? PonyPlay? Ethical sluthood? Or are we all just big-talking, no-walking members of that vanilla-loving, maxim-reading fraternity called Boring?

Two things interest me most:
1. Will my hypothesis prove true, with no one stepping up out of sheer shame, thus killing the thread?
2. How much vocab will the swear filter catch?

"'Cause you're beautiful and curvy
but unless you're kinda pervy
There's no way you & me are gonna last"
--Do you take it? by The Wet Spots
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Avram Iancu



Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: Changwon

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you are talkin' ethnicity alone, then vanilla all the way..., unless it was Hispanic, and some of the wee Koreans. But black?...no chance..., their lower hair area is too coarse for a chap who loves to 'munch' such as myself.... Maybe a half and half, but I would make an exception for Halle Berry, although I'm sure she would consider my entreaties contemptible at the very least. Although stranger things have happened...
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tommynomad



Joined: 24 Jul 2004
Location: on the move

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, vanilla is a euphemism for boring, unkinked, missionary-dominant intercourse. Chocolate is any kink taking you out of that realm. It can also more specifically refer to what I believe is your own appreciation for bumsex.

Good on ye for steppin' up, Avram.
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love chocolate! tell me who doesnt like chocolate at least once and awhile!
I love all flavors! thats the fact!
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Avram Iancu



Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: Changwon

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That being the case, chocolate all the way (only no-no is anything being put into my wee-est of places, so to speak). Now hers, that could be anything. You know you have COMPLETE control when you have an artificial object buried in her warm, moist baby chute, and your 'Johnson' buried in her smallest of orifices...

Filter, what filter?!!
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Bunnymonster



Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Location: Tokyo

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I prefer cinnamon, hot spicy and if overdone can cause some mild discomfort.........
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Tiger Beer



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"chocolate" here.
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

vanilla has it's place. . .















but so do the other 30 flavors available Wink
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gajackson1



Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Location: Casa Chil, Sungai Besar, Sultanate of Brunei

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am straight, just not narrow. Smile

My better half (who some of you all know) is neither straight OR narrow. Very Happy

We are very much in love, and very dedicated . . .

to each other, AAANNNDDDD chocolate. Twisted Evil

For right now, we'll leave it at that. If someone else feels like swinging for the fences, we will follow-up post. But this isn't an adult forum; it's DESLC.

Regards,

G & C
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gajackson1



Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Location: Casa Chil, Sungai Besar, Sultanate of Brunei

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am attempted to agree with Avram Iancu, about the control thing.

Unless, of course, he is referring to late Prez Lyndon B. Johnson, in which case that is just plain creepy, and AI is just a syk phuck . . .

j/k Wink

G.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was actually hoping the thread was about ice cream.

Crying or Very sad

Sparkles*_*
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little mixed girl



Joined: 11 Jun 2003
Location: shin hyesung's bed~

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
I was actually hoping the thread was about ice cream.

Crying or Very sad

Sparkles*_*

me too...
cuz i like vanilla... Sad
*sigh*
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the eye



Joined: 29 Jan 2004

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stange. i just recalled a flood of memories and feelings from this thread. i think it's the girl that i am with that brings out various degrees of kinkiness in me.
as for 'the deed'. i have only been interested in chocolate once. one girl. she was somethin. her truffle was irresistable.
maybe it had something to do with her being a vegetarian *hehe*, i dunno. she had 'chocolate lover' written all over her. i couldn't resist.
the physics was another thing, tho. a sensation that could be compared to the likes of trying to put a square peg in a round hole. not the shape, just the feeling.

i would never consider myself a chocolate lover unless my girl declared it first. even then, only the right girls will do.
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tommynomad



Joined: 24 Jul 2004
Location: on the move

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seems most here assume "chocolate" only means bumsex, when in fact it usually serves as an all-inclusive counterpoint to vanilla.

I'm fascinated (but not surprised) that it's the folks who are quieter elsewhere on the BB that are speaking up here. Kudos to all of you.
For all their braggadoccio, where's the big talk from Rapier, TMKATM, Cedar, Applescruff, Daechidong W, Jognoguru, Jajdude, the Beaver, Huck, mithridates, shakuhachi? They seem pretty willing to talk about Korean women, but when they're under the lens....

Avram Iancu wrote:
only no-no is anything being put into my wee-est of places

That makes you pretty vanilla.

gajackson1 wrote:
But this isn't an adult forum; it's DESLC.

Truer words may never have been said.
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trevorcollins



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
I was actually hoping the thread was about ice cream.

Crying or Very sad

Sparkles*_*


choc choc chip.
preferably haagen dazs
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