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mercury



Joined: 05 Dec 2004
Location: Pusan

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:36 am    Post subject: FUN WITH A ROACH! Reply with quote

Well, I had a friend send me some plastic fake Cockroaches, they actually look pretty real. So I was bored today and went to a place to have my usually kimchi chegai soup, the old azumma was a new worker..........and so..........I put it inside the soup. I then called her over. She came over, I picked it out with my spoon, What do you think she did?





















































Well, to my surprise she took her white cleaning rag, grabbed it, and then ran into the kitchen! I mean she RAN! I waited, and waited, almost 10 minutes. I finally went to the back kitchen and she was nervously washing dishes. I asked her where my roach was, "OIDIE POCKEBOLLE?" I then looked in the trash and it was on a bunch of old vegetables. I picked it up, showed her it was a toy, and then she gave a huge toothless smile, and she hugged me! No joke.
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peemil



Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're a funny man.
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Cthulhu



Joined: 02 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw, shucks, I thought we were talking about the other kind of roach. Wink
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casey's moon



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: Daejeon

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a cute story, but what word was censored from your post? I can't figure it out Confused
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skinhead



Joined: 11 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

casey's moon wrote:
That's a cute story, but what word was censored from your post? I can't figure it out Confused


It's cockroach of course. Because it contains the word cock. Hope that clears things up for you.

mercury, the story was a good one, but you're a bad person for typing cockroach.


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casey's moon



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: Daejeon

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

skinhead wrote:
casey's moon wrote:
That's a cute story, but what word was censored from your post? I can't figure it out Confused


It's *beep* of course. Because it contains the word *beep*.


Ohhh, right.









































Confused
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skinhead



Joined: 11 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not supposed to filter-dodge as that puts me on very thin ice, but live dangerously. So I hope you're looking now, casey's moon, coz it'll be gone in a few minutes. The censored word is Kockroach.

Sorry if I've offended anyone.
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casey's moon



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: Daejeon

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

okay, now I feel dumb. but I would have thought it would come out looking like "cock roach" not just "cockroach"
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nev



Joined: 04 Jan 2004
Location: ch7t

PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

skinhead wrote:
I'm not supposed to filter-dodge as that puts me on very thin ice, but live dangerously. So I hope you're looking now, casey's moon, coz it'll be gone in a few minutes. The censored word is Kockroach.

Sorry if I've offended anyone.


I'm pretty offended actually, but more because of my dislike of spelling errors. Do you mean cockroach?
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chiaa



Joined: 23 Aug 2003

PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir, I have a question.....



Did she bring you a new bowl of soup? Found that to be missing from the story.
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skinhead



Joined: 11 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nev wrote:
skinhead wrote:
I'm not supposed to filter-dodge as that puts me on very thin ice, but live dangerously. So I hope you're looking now, casey's moon, coz it'll be gone in a few minutes. The censored word is Kockroach.

Sorry if I've offended anyone.


I'm pretty offended actually, but more because of my dislike of spelling errors. Do you mean cockroach?


ahAAAA
very well done Smile

aktually, I Kan't say the letter b. It's all due to a trauma I suffered as a skoolboy. I was attakked by a kat.
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