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Yaya
Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:21 am Post subject: Movie Turkeys You've Seen Lately |
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I had a friend in LA who loved to watch B, C and Z movies. I guess the old saying is true: some flicks are so bad, they're good.
My picks are the Toxic Avenger series and a bunch of unnamed erotic movies shown by Cinemax and Showtime. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:10 am Post subject: |
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Recently I watched "The Incredibles" with my sister and 17 year old neice. We all fell asleep. Very disappointing flick. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:23 am Post subject: |
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Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
Recently I watched "The Incredibles" with my sister and 17 year old neice. We all fell asleep. Very disappointing flick. |
Heresy.
Anyway, Plan 9 From Outer Space is the pinnacle of the so-bad-it's-good genre.
Sparkles*_* |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:26 am Post subject: |
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Anything on Mystery Science Theater 3000. One of my favorite shows. |
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yesterday's child
Joined: 26 Apr 2005 Location: better for me if you don't know.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:35 am Post subject: |
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the interpreter
100% crap! |
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travel zen
Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Location: Good old Toronto, Canada
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:01 am Post subject: |
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Did you know that in the porn channel, the sex is fake?
It becomes funny to watch. Bumping and grinding fakeness. HAHA.
Good storylines though. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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Did you know that in the porn channel, the sex is fake?
It becomes funny to watch. Bumping and grinding fakeness. HAHA.
Good storylines though.
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When the storyline in a porn flick is better than the sex, it is time to change channels or give up sex. |
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Randall Flagg
Joined: 01 Oct 2004 Location: Talkin' trash to the garbage around you
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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"The Whole Ten Yards" was abslutely terrible. It's like they just made a sequel for the sake of making a sequel. I used to really like the first one but the stank of the sequel has tainted it for me. |
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peppermint
Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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When I'm having a bad day, I find hiding out in a dark room with popcorn helps- so I see a lot of crap movies. The triple X sequel is funny because it's so bad. |
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Koreabound2004
Joined: 19 Nov 2003
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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Randall Flagg wrote: |
"The Whole Ten Yards" was abslutely terrible. It's like they just made a sequel for the sake of making a sequel. I used to really like the first one but the stank of the sequel has tainted it for me. |
I agree about the whole ten yards.....it was bad. Also Taxi is bad. And Ocean's 12. |
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Cthulhu
Joined: 02 Feb 2003
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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Just saw Blade 3.
Ranks up there with Highlander 2. Yes, that bad. |
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skinhead
Joined: 11 Jun 2004
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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I got dragged to The Amityville Horror a few weeks ago. I haven't cried at a movie for ages. In fact I've never cried tears of sullenness in a movie before. Shocker. |
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Bozo Yoroshiku
Joined: 23 Feb 2005 Location: Outside ???'s house with a pair of binoculars
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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travel zen wrote: |
Did you know that in the porn channel, the sex is fake? |
Are you talking about Korean porn? Yeah, it's all fake. But when the gummint says it's okay to see *beep* and asses, but not pee pees and yoo hoos, what else can they do?
A former student of mine does Korean porn. Kinda an open secret at my school.
--boz |
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Bozo Yoroshiku
Joined: 23 Feb 2005 Location: Outside ???'s house with a pair of binoculars
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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Koreabound2004 wrote: |
Also Taxi is bad. |
Any foreign flick Hollywood re-makes has been truly awful:
Taxi
Point of No Return (La Femme Nikita)
The Grudge (Juon)
Ring
Shall We Dance?
I'm so not anticipating the upcoming re-makes of Ring 2 (and most likely, Ring 0, the best of the 3), Old Boy, �������� �׳�, My Wife is a Gangster, or �ÿ���.
--boz |
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Bozo Yoroshiku
Joined: 23 Feb 2005 Location: Outside ???'s house with a pair of binoculars
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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eamo wrote: |
Anything on Mystery Science Theater 3000. One of my favorite shows. |
Brought my collection to Korea so's I kin watch anytime I wants to. Horrible movies. Some of the best episodes:
Moon Zero Two (gunfights, yes with sixshooters, between astronauts in the vacuum of the moon)
Time of the Apes (really bad, I mean REALLY bad, Japanese version of Planet of the Apes)
Secret Agent Super Dragon (another contribution from our Japanese friends)
and although MST3K only did one movie starring this particular Mexican superstar, I've collected a few more from other sources over the years: El Santo the pro-wrestler (circa 1950s). MST3K did "Samson the Silver Maskman vs. the Vampire Women", but "Santo vs. the Invasion from Mars" deserves honourable mention, and well, pretty much any of the other 50 or so movies El Santo made.
--boz |
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